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Paul Kautz
@pkautz.bsky.social
Annoyingly happy geek from up there in Germany. Doing writing things for a living (Retro Gamer, GameStar, Heise, GEE etc.). And podcasts. So many podcasts!

https://linktr.ee/pkautz
Aber… aber… Pupswitz! Die stabilste und wichtigste Basis des Bundesministeriums für staatlich anerkannte Dollerei!
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 AM
21-Fart Gun Salute incoming!
a movie poster for the movie despicable me 2
ALT: a movie poster for the movie despicable me 2
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November 14, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Motivationskurven. Putting the "fun" in "Dysfunctional" since 1997.
a man with a mustache is holding a piece of paper with the word science written on it .
ALT: a man with a mustache is holding a piece of paper with the word science written on it .
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November 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Snapchat still exists? Is it 2015 again?
November 6, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Hell to the Yeah!
November 6, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Ist "ehrabschneidende Verleumdung" nicht schon lange das offizielle Motto der Welt?
November 6, 2025 at 9:07 AM
At least it‘s not a leek on the lawn.
November 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
There is no "for better" anywhere near this word.
November 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Man, woman, TV, camera, now plane - he knows so many words now!
November 3, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Was aber natürlich nicht viel heißt - hallo "Gallien in Gefahr", hallo "Die Tochter des Vercingetorix", hallo "Asterix in Italien".

Oder nee, lieber doch kein Hallo. Ich möchte mich eigentlich nicht mehr an euch erinnern müssen.
October 29, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Totally understandable. Buying Venice for your wedding and pumping lots and lots of money into Trump's ass just doesn't pay for itself.
October 28, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Ich gratulöfflere herzlichst!
October 27, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Falko R.R. Löffler
October 24, 2025 at 10:43 AM
"In den See mit ihm! In den See, mit einem Stein an den Füßen!"

War erst heute früh.
October 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM