Are they re-launching Terrahawks? My kids used to watch that programme in the 1980s

'Father February'?

They had the Carvair plane back then

His education was at least part-funded by his parents plagiarising Paddington Bear. Only the old fashioned gentlemanliness of Michael Bond saved his parents from being taken to the cleaners

Is the suspected orange nonce actually a nonce Mister Murdoch? Beeeeep

Do they keep him chained up like The Gimp in Pulp Fiction?

"Bring out the Gordon Brown"
"But the Gordon Brown Is sleeping"
"Now I guess you'll just have to wake him up now won't you"

Bless her evil little heart! This too...(I'm choosing to ignore her holding her abysmal book upside down)

Tip: If you search 'ninja' don't cut n paste the first image. That appears to be a 95.8kW Air Fryer filled with sausages (on special offer though)

Have you ever tried these sweets from the UK? They're a soft version of the Fruit Salad sweets that have been around for more than 60 years. These are softer and less sticky, so less likely to destroy dental work (however they are very sugary so long term require restraint). IMHO nicer than Haribo