He’s also had way more practice with the MMSE than most people

There’s a video for Debbie Harry and Iggy Pop’s version of “Well Did You Evah” where they seemingly do every random thing they ever wanted to do in a music video: m.youtube.com/watch?v=d3YS...

“Every time I hear someone cut open a rusty can with a blunt hacksaw I think of you”

I guess the “expertise is meaningless” angle fits in with their decades-long project of revoking the Enlightenment, and hating acetaminophen and ibuprofen fits in with “people who are not me should suffer”

Learn a Second Thing About the Spartans Challenge

He inherited his dad’s plumbing business at age 20.

Since leaving NYC my access to mystery fig bars in plastic wrap with no label is essentially zero

If you let your aesthetic opinions be swayed by some Trump supporter’s Facebook feed, you should fill your pockets with rocks and jump in the, oh, I guess the Oder? Am I going to spend the rest of my life being forced to pretend these people have a philosophy and not just a bunch of grievances?

You should probably vote for the Democrat in the Democratic Party’s primary, though

Look up who Eugene McCarthy endorsed for President in 1980 for a fun surprise

8% too dumb to be given metal cutlery

Meanwhile Andrew Cuomo hasn’t had a sincere moment his entire political career except when defending his own crimes. Sliwa is sincere but essentially a minor Howard Stern character at this point. Adams turns invisible when alone.

At some point normie Christians will figure out that these people worship the devil (figuratively and also literally)

He was Brooklyn Borough President for 8 years. It’s too bad there are no people on social media who both live in Brooklyn and comment on politics, we should fix that.

We’ve speedrun past fluoride and chemtrails and will have a Secretary of Phrenology by mid-2026