Seeing spamton as anything but a tiny little gremlin feels strange but this comic is adorable

My hopes, uh yeah there high

Glad to see your ok

When learning crochet there's 2 questions you need to ask yourself, can you count, And are you ready for the answer to be no?

On an unrelated note does anyone know how to kill a completely unrelated Frankensteinian monster speaking backwards Satan talk

On the bright side #dawnchorus is due for an update soon and I'm a patron so I get to be ahead and have no one to talk to about it cause I'm intimidated by large discord servers

OUT LIVE A LIE
FOR YOU AND-

NO ONE MOURNS THE WICKED
NO ONE CRIES, "THEY WON'T RETURN!"
NO ONE LAUS A LILLY IN THEIR GRAVE

This is the stuff that keeps me up at night

, but Pj what about milk, you gonna explain a way to milk a chicken. No don't be foolish, the answer is obvious. BEES. Bees that make a substance identical to milk instead of honey. If you think that's gross remember honey is a real thing used in many foods(3/3)

so to fix this incase I every find myself waking up in the world of PJ and Tucker, there are birds similar to chickens except there meat has the taste and texture of beef, and the same for pork and other real life animals I like to eat(2/3)