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Paulbus_Dumblesnore
@pjmpgh.bsky.social
· Nov 30
God grant me the serenity to accept the shrimp I cannot eat, courage to eat the shrimp I can, and wisdom to know the difference
My reading buddy
February 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
My reading buddy
My pork rind plug got murked for his guap by his ops. Prayers for me and his family appreciated
February 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
My pork rind plug got murked for his guap by his ops. Prayers for me and his family appreciated
I feel bad my phone has facial recognition. It's gotta be like, here comes this ugly bitch back to check Instagram again.
February 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I feel bad my phone has facial recognition. It's gotta be like, here comes this ugly bitch back to check Instagram again.
Kendrick done did it. That was so good
February 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Kendrick done did it. That was so good
Elementary my dear thot son
February 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Elementary my dear thot son
Why do old people scream all their conversations in the gym?
February 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Why do old people scream all their conversations in the gym?
I lose more respect each day for those that refuse to delete twitter
February 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I lose more respect each day for those that refuse to delete twitter
Just dabbed on my coworkers in a zoom meeting to demonstrate my youthfulness.
January 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Just dabbed on my coworkers in a zoom meeting to demonstrate my youthfulness.
Don't know anything about Joe Abercrombie, but this author photo screams CEO of a MLM that turns out to just be a cult.
January 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Don't know anything about Joe Abercrombie, but this author photo screams CEO of a MLM that turns out to just be a cult.
When I dress up, I look like a toddler asking for a bank loan to fix his crippling pokemon card addiction.
December 24, 2024 at 3:43 PM
When I dress up, I look like a toddler asking for a bank loan to fix his crippling pokemon card addiction.
These iPad kids need to focus on the game! #NFL #Millennias
December 15, 2024 at 10:55 PM
These iPad kids need to focus on the game! #NFL #Millennias
December 8, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Phone played the Lumineers for my alarm this morning. Welcome to Trump's America
December 4, 2024 at 12:07 PM
Phone played the Lumineers for my alarm this morning. Welcome to Trump's America
Am I the only one who assumed Hunter Biden was in his 20's early 30's?
December 2, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Am I the only one who assumed Hunter Biden was in his 20's early 30's?
Fellas, your girl ever be like, "why you gotta eat beans all the time?" And then complain she can't poop???
a man in a red jacket and tie is making a funny face .
ALT: a man in a red jacket and tie is making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Fellas, your girl ever be like, "why you gotta eat beans all the time?" And then complain she can't poop???
If you have to ask, you can't afford it. #TTRPG
Elon Musk Wants To Know 'How Much Is Hasbro?': The richest man in the world wants to know how much D&D's owner Hasbro would cost. #ttrpg #dnd
Elon Musk Wants To Know 'How Much Is Hasbro?'
The richest man in the world wants to know how much D&D's owner Hasbro would cost.
dlvr.it
November 30, 2024 at 11:41 PM
If you have to ask, you can't afford it. #TTRPG
Why is it faster to get class 2 narcotics at the target CVS than it is to get a cheese Danish at the target Starbucks?
November 30, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Why is it faster to get class 2 narcotics at the target CVS than it is to get a cheese Danish at the target Starbucks?
God grant me the serenity to accept the shrimp I cannot eat, courage to eat the shrimp I can, and wisdom to know the difference
November 30, 2024 at 12:07 PM
God grant me the serenity to accept the shrimp I cannot eat, courage to eat the shrimp I can, and wisdom to know the difference
The temperature danger zone is where flavor lives
November 29, 2024 at 11:06 PM
The temperature danger zone is where flavor lives
November 29, 2024 at 10:41 PM
That bird drier than Ben Shapiro's wife.
November 29, 2024 at 6:43 PM
That bird drier than Ben Shapiro's wife.
If you need space from your family this thanksgiving, go watch football whether you care about it or not. Just repeat these phrases to fit in.
That was holding!
Ugh, I knew they would do this.
Damn he looks good in leggings.
This is gonna kill my fantasy team.
You're welcome
That was holding!
Ugh, I knew they would do this.
Damn he looks good in leggings.
This is gonna kill my fantasy team.
You're welcome
November 28, 2024 at 7:12 PM
If you need space from your family this thanksgiving, go watch football whether you care about it or not. Just repeat these phrases to fit in.
That was holding!
Ugh, I knew they would do this.
Damn he looks good in leggings.
This is gonna kill my fantasy team.
You're welcome
That was holding!
Ugh, I knew they would do this.
Damn he looks good in leggings.
This is gonna kill my fantasy team.
You're welcome