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PJ Doland
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Toto Washlet brand ambassador.
Wasn’t Mercury a Zoroastrian?
January 1, 2026 at 3:24 AM
I’d love to know whether it reports Taiwan as an independent country.
December 31, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I think you’re right. It should be fine.
December 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
That smart apostrophe in “can’t” will probably raise a syntax error. 😉
December 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Johnny on the Perfect Jungle Bird
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December 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Stare decisis isn’t really a thing anymore.
December 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Which specific model are you using?
December 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
And a future SCOTUS with a Democratic majority can find the pardon invalid.
December 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
What’s even crazier is that there were *multiple* fake versions of The Zombies touring at the same time.
November 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I’m reminded of the Evel Knievel quote, “Nobody wants to see me get killed, but they don’t want to miss it if it happens.”
November 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
It’s about a third of all pitchers.
November 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Please tell me they’re eating animal test subjects.
November 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
How many ball players have Tommy John surgery?
November 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Many other sports are already far more dangerous than the incremental risk of this.
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I actually picked that record up a month ago.
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Do you have any idea how many of your posts start with “I’m not a ‘Toy Guy’ BUT?” You’re a “Toy Guy.” Just accept it.
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Fellow aphantastic here. Could I DM you something that I’ve noticed recently?
November 18, 2025 at 12:31 PM
They already figured out how to do it in Iceland: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_...
Banana production in Iceland - Wikipedia
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November 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
How many times did ChatGPT talk people **out** of suicide? It’s possible the net effect is highly positive, with a handful of outliers.
November 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM