The Life Neurotic
@pjcrooks.bsky.social
Writer for The Hard Times, New Yorker, and McSweeneys.
How would @chatterton.bsky.social know what people are saying about his shitty book if he always turns replies off?
September 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
How would @chatterton.bsky.social know what people are saying about his shitty book if he always turns replies off?
I dunno, I hear his kid is kind of a fuck up. What say you @audacityofdespair.bsky.social ?
September 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I dunno, I hear his kid is kind of a fuck up. What say you @audacityofdespair.bsky.social ?
Back on my bullshit
September 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Back on my bullshit
This pisses me off more than Upham from Saving Private Ryan.
September 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
This pisses me off more than Upham from Saving Private Ryan.
Deadass, Prop Joe is the best character on The Wire.
September 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Deadass, Prop Joe is the best character on The Wire.
And we’ve got fucking ziti folks.
August 31, 2025 at 9:52 PM
And we’ve got fucking ziti folks.
Decided to make Sunday gravy.
August 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Decided to make Sunday gravy.
Did 16 year old Patrick have a crush on Jackie, Jr? Yes. But 41 year old Patrick understands that Jackie, Jr is the definition of “he’s a ten but…”
August 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Did 16 year old Patrick have a crush on Jackie, Jr? Yes. But 41 year old Patrick understands that Jackie, Jr is the definition of “he’s a ten but…”
I don’t eat red meat often
August 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I don’t eat red meat often
Oh I know. I just don’t live in the DMV anymore so I can’t get them, but as I’m visiting family this week:
August 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Oh I know. I just don’t live in the DMV anymore so I can’t get them, but as I’m visiting family this week:
When visiting DC, one must always visit The Raven. Yes this is a Natty Boh Stan account now.
August 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
When visiting DC, one must always visit The Raven. Yes this is a Natty Boh Stan account now.
My coffee mug gets me.
August 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
My coffee mug gets me.
Post one of the most haunting shots in movie history from a film made before 2000.
August 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Post one of the most haunting shots in movie history from a film made before 2000.
This was my favorite cereal as a kid and then they just took it away from us.
August 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
This was my favorite cereal as a kid and then they just took it away from us.
