Funky Monk
@pjbass.bsky.social
Aging god of bass funk thunder. Strive for the spiritual high road, occasionally succumb to snarkasm for trolls.
Remember when life wasn't dictated by a felonious narcissist?
March 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Remember when life wasn't dictated by a felonious narcissist?
Home Depot just rolled out a new interior paint color called MAGA White. If your room also has any other color darker than alabaster, it will spontaneously combust in an effort to purify your home.
January 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Home Depot just rolled out a new interior paint color called MAGA White. If your room also has any other color darker than alabaster, it will spontaneously combust in an effort to purify your home.
Remember at the end of the Grinch when Whoville reacted with love? That's where we need to be today.
November 25, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Remember at the end of the Grinch when Whoville reacted with love? That's where we need to be today.
WWJD - Who Would Jesus Deport?
November 23, 2024 at 9:24 PM
WWJD - Who Would Jesus Deport?
Reposted by Funky Monk
Before you spend all day every day freaking out about inevitable doom: stop. Pause. Breathe. The incoming regime is throwing everything at us to disorient us. To keep us frightened. To send us into uncountable and untenable directions. Practice calm. Practice focus. Be chill.
November 18, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Before you spend all day every day freaking out about inevitable doom: stop. Pause. Breathe. The incoming regime is throwing everything at us to disorient us. To keep us frightened. To send us into uncountable and untenable directions. Practice calm. Practice focus. Be chill.
Anything not criminally stupid happen today?
November 19, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Anything not criminally stupid happen today?
Dear Maga, they've hijacked your amygdala.
November 17, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Dear Maga, they've hijacked your amygdala.
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Don't forget:
Putin wants the divisiveness.
Trump wants you unhappy.
Trump has just suffered a lengthy attack on his ego. Damn near every thing he does will be an intentional drama-grenade launched at those who inflicted it upon him.
Putin wants the divisiveness.
Trump wants you unhappy.
Trump has just suffered a lengthy attack on his ego. Damn near every thing he does will be an intentional drama-grenade launched at those who inflicted it upon him.
November 15, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Don't forget:
Putin wants the divisiveness.
Trump wants you unhappy.
Trump has just suffered a lengthy attack on his ego. Damn near every thing he does will be an intentional drama-grenade launched at those who inflicted it upon him.
Putin wants the divisiveness.
Trump wants you unhappy.
Trump has just suffered a lengthy attack on his ego. Damn near every thing he does will be an intentional drama-grenade launched at those who inflicted it upon him.
The Onion just bought Infowars.
November 14, 2024 at 9:27 PM
The Onion just bought Infowars.
Just remember the maga base is driven by their over stimulated limbic system thanks to Fox News et al.
Our challenge is to keep our rational prefrontal cortex the primary driver and not to succumb to their doom propaganda.
Optimism > Despair
Our challenge is to keep our rational prefrontal cortex the primary driver and not to succumb to their doom propaganda.
Optimism > Despair
November 12, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Just remember the maga base is driven by their over stimulated limbic system thanks to Fox News et al.
Our challenge is to keep our rational prefrontal cortex the primary driver and not to succumb to their doom propaganda.
Optimism > Despair
Our challenge is to keep our rational prefrontal cortex the primary driver and not to succumb to their doom propaganda.
Optimism > Despair
Alrighty, me & my 6 followers ready to storm the world!
November 11, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Alrighty, me & my 6 followers ready to storm the world!
Dear Alpha Males the concept applies to the social order of dogs
Humans have an EQ of about 7.4, dogs 1.2
The human prefrontal cortex is more developed than a dog's which is where high level thought processing occurs.
Dogs think about the present rather than reflecting on the past or future.
Humans have an EQ of about 7.4, dogs 1.2
The human prefrontal cortex is more developed than a dog's which is where high level thought processing occurs.
Dogs think about the present rather than reflecting on the past or future.
November 10, 2024 at 6:09 AM
Dear Alpha Males the concept applies to the social order of dogs
Humans have an EQ of about 7.4, dogs 1.2
The human prefrontal cortex is more developed than a dog's which is where high level thought processing occurs.
Dogs think about the present rather than reflecting on the past or future.
Humans have an EQ of about 7.4, dogs 1.2
The human prefrontal cortex is more developed than a dog's which is where high level thought processing occurs.
Dogs think about the present rather than reflecting on the past or future.