cars have windows and can move. houses have windows and can’t move. so it’s not the windows that make the car go, it’s something else entirely
November 27, 2024 at 5:12 PM
cars have windows and can move. houses have windows and can’t move. so it’s not the windows that make the car go, it’s something else entirely
(While getting murdered) this sucks
November 23, 2024 at 5:13 PM
(While getting murdered) this sucks
We should all attack @snmrrw.bsky.social on here as well
November 22, 2024 at 9:22 PM
We should all attack @snmrrw.bsky.social on here as well
There’s an alien outside my window in Hurley boardshorts
November 22, 2024 at 5:37 PM
There’s an alien outside my window in Hurley boardshorts
I’ve discovered a gorgeous woman by the name of Emily Rataroski. She is going to do amazing things
November 18, 2024 at 11:55 PM
I’ve discovered a gorgeous woman by the name of Emily Rataroski. She is going to do amazing things
Learning minion language on Duolingo while my girl friend prepares to host thanksgiving for 48 people
November 16, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Learning minion language on Duolingo while my girl friend prepares to host thanksgiving for 48 people
I’m torturing a dentist in my mind
November 15, 2024 at 10:02 PM
I’m torturing a dentist in my mind
(Talking to my dad on the phone) are you still obsessed with mom
November 15, 2024 at 4:48 PM
(Talking to my dad on the phone) are you still obsessed with mom
I have so much to learn from Celebrities and Actresses
November 14, 2024 at 3:40 PM
I have so much to learn from Celebrities and Actresses
Hey guys I’m going to be using twitter more so follow me over there
November 13, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Hey guys I’m going to be using twitter more so follow me over there
Anyone need a bluesky code
October 7, 2023 at 1:44 PM
Anyone need a bluesky code
Are there any interesting trends on here I should know about
July 29, 2023 at 12:30 AM
Are there any interesting trends on here I should know about
The best way to see the fireworks is your buddy’s ig story. Gather round my phone
July 5, 2023 at 5:04 PM
The best way to see the fireworks is your buddy’s ig story. Gather round my phone
Flags are at half mast today because I had a scary dream last night
July 4, 2023 at 12:46 PM
Flags are at half mast today because I had a scary dream last night
Staring at an American flag all day today
July 4, 2023 at 12:35 PM
Staring at an American flag all day today
Just found these in my water..
July 4, 2023 at 2:34 AM
Just found these in my water..
(Texting my enemy) hey do you mind if I keep you closer than even my friends
July 4, 2023 at 1:26 AM
(Texting my enemy) hey do you mind if I keep you closer than even my friends
(45 minutes late to class with a starbucks drink that is a color you didn’t know existed) sorry i am late . My car exploded
July 4, 2023 at 1:10 AM
(45 minutes late to class with a starbucks drink that is a color you didn’t know existed) sorry i am late . My car exploded
lol that’s awesome. Hey do you mind if I speak next
July 4, 2023 at 1:03 AM
lol that’s awesome. Hey do you mind if I speak next
My earthling buddy would get a kick out of outer space
July 3, 2023 at 7:02 PM
My earthling buddy would get a kick out of outer space
My computer has some of the best websites on it
July 3, 2023 at 6:52 PM
My computer has some of the best websites on it