If crime and violence in DC have gotten soooooo bad that we’re going to need to call in Snake Plissken, then why is President Circus Peanut hosting the Narcissism Olympics Medal Ceremony in it?

I hope every single GOP member of Congress gets primaried with a baseball bat.

I guarantee, Mike Lee has a stash of the most reprehensible porn you can imagine. I hate hypocrites.

On one hand, John Cornyn is basically trash and on the wrong side of everything. On the other, I would give my last breath to ensure that scum-sucking garbage bag of a human being Ken Paxton never holds public office again in this life. Can they eat each other at the bottom of a barrel or something?

Here’s a cute story—Longest Senate Speeches in History:

1. Cory Booker
2. Scrotum Thurmond
3. Wayne Morse—in whose office my parents met!

Congratulations, Senator Booker.

At yesterday’s protest there was this guy wearing DOGE gear who was trying to record gotcha shit for his Youtube channel or whatever. A man who had had enough walked over and started blowing a rape whistle next to his microphone, over and over until DOGE dude gave up and left. There’s a lesson here.

I can’t wait for the roulette wheel and omelette bar in the Hall of Nations. I hate these people.

If you are in a state that requires it, register as a Republican. Run for Congress. Lie your ass off and say whatever you need to get elected. Then, vote down all this bullshit, and tell your constituents they can wait two to six years to do anything about it. #trusttheprocess #democracy

So, how much do you want to bet this was an attempt to recreate JFK and his jr (actual beloved public servants who made the world a better place)?

Weren’t we all told we were supposed to put up with murdered school children because you needed to be able to defend yourselves against a tyrannical government?

Where be your gibes now?

Now seems like the perfect time to start my rage room business.

A legend, an important figure in the alternative music scene, and they’ve probably played “Hot, Hot, Hot” more times and in more places than the National Anthem. And now he has to beg for medical care. This is how we treat our artists.

I will never stop throwing up.