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pizzataph
@pizzataph.bsky.social
nameless, formless, faceless
i have lost all of my patience with you people
i have an expiration date
should have been "cokey" to rhyme with "smokey". disappointed but understandable.
February 7, 2026 at 11:08 PM
no, but thanks for the offer
November 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
this has happened at least twice now
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
i prefer sprite
November 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
if you even so much as take a glance, you will be rushed at mach 10 and punched into the stratosphere
November 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
THE fella
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
i fucking knew it
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
this is a real thing that actually happened
November 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
wow your ego is so fragile that you have to not only completely ignore the fact that i'm making a joke about your liking carl and making a jab at the spencer guy, but you have to do this mere days after going "i hope u have safe travels!!"

you are a pretentious, morally bankrupt, useless asshole
October 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
lol pwned
October 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
i've never wanted to punch someone so badly for a corny joke before but honestly? i've been sent to cells for that kind of stuff and let me tell you: it's an eternity in there.
October 13, 2025 at 7:00 AM
who else wanna forgive the guy who drew cub porn
September 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
💯💨
ripbozo
September 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM