evil sinister pizza roll that explodes
pizzarolldeliverer.bsky.social
evil sinister pizza roll that explodes
@pizzarolldeliverer.bsky.social
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my pronouns are he because I'll never be him (guy fieri)
I will draw on occasion just a heads up
man i wonder what charlie kirk is up to right now (smash cut to a morgue) #glorp
September 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
if i was a member of the wu tang clan i would probably learn some kind of sword martial art for the bit. id become the greatest swordsman the hood's ever seen
August 31, 2025 at 2:33 AM
fanfiction idea: y/n gets sold to male lead like. 2 chapters in she gets sidelined by a truck and the fanfic cuts instantly, for the rest of the story, to a group of characters trying to sneak candy into the movies only for the plot to become more convoluted regular show style.
July 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
tex mex actually stands for texican mexan but they don't want you to know that
July 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
does anyone go to gay bars for the drinks because all I hear of them is the big hairy guys and little hairless guys. what if the grizzly bear pretending to be a human just wants to drop a kamehameha of a piss, drink a cocktail, and leave
July 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
no TikTok i don't think id like that one
June 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
devil may cry? why what's wrong
June 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
pirated adobe products and instantly made this in like 2 minutes
June 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
sounds about right yeah
May 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Worked out with a friend the other day that you'd need to consume around 8 and a half Olympic swimming pools of cum in order to match the calories of one gram of uranium
March 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
absolutely EXQUISITE sweet tea. Looks like something a hummingbird would drink
March 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Enough with the name 5 songs thing. You cannot be a true rock fan until you say "king gizzard and the lizard wizard" 3 times fast
March 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
peep the critter
February 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM

(Gets up on ted talk stage)
animal shelter for 1920s mobsters. Thank you
January 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Kids in the early 2000s were always like "rawr x3" and "holy shit they hit the towers" and went around glomping people. There is no central idea in this bluesky post good night
January 12, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Pagliacci: doctor, I think I'm depressed

Doctor: I'll recommend you to this Pagliacci guy. Sexiest clown in the whole city by a mile. If I was in a room alone with him oh man you don't even want to know

Pagliacci: but doctor,
January 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
hi guys checr thid out aeilen fights tiny baby ki.ten okbye!!!!!!!!!!!@@
January 7, 2025 at 5:47 AM
This image is so cool kitten balling you will always be famous
January 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Maybe the worst thing I've ever made
December 15, 2024 at 6:30 AM
Making a connection
December 11, 2024 at 4:49 AM