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Peter P Parker 🏴
@pizzaparker.bsky.social
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Autism, anarchism, Red Sox, Star Trek, and shitposts. He/him
Mastodon: https://kolektiva.social/@Pizza_p_Parker

I make stickers n shit: https://pizzaparkerstickers.noblogs.org
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peep their bio for this absolute doozy
A screenshot from Shelley's bio where they (I can't remember if they listed pronouns so bear with me) out themselves as a zionist but also claim to co-chair a human rights commission
February 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
pizzaparker.bsky.social
a world of contradictions in one human being
screenshot of Shelley's bio "Zionist and co-chair of human rights commission"
February 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
pizzaparker.bsky.social
Squidward looks just fed the fuck up but too tired to do anything about it
February 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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The reverend's wife in a Simpsons screenshot acting flustered while crying out: "won't somebody think of the property owners and businesses!?"
February 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
pizzaparker.bsky.social
In case of block
Me: maybe if [kamala] stood against genocide that wouldn't have happened. The abstentions over the genocide also didn't amount to more than a fraction of the votes she needed so contemplate that. Them: enjoy your parking lot Me: go fuck yourself you insufferable cunt Them: 🤣 very maga of you
February 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Clown shit. Complete larper
The quoted person's profile "Salus populi suprema lex esto Sapere aude! ... Libertarian socialist
February 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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"Tell him off, spongebob! Assert yourself!" "That's my ice cream cone! "Great! Now let him have it!" "You can have it!"
February 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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The burning dog meme wearing an "i voted" sticker and saying "they can't do this, it's illegal"
February 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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"Me when I have to destroy my soft power and status as a global hegemon because I'm bored" and it's Jesse pinkman pointing a gun at you
February 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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the quoted skeet: "I don’t want your respect nor feel any need to earn it. Why would I care about fake Peter Parker’s respect lol."
January 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Aaron Rupar post on Bluesky on October 16, 2024: Unpopular take on this platform, but I think it's good that Kamala Harris is making a targeted pitch to anti-Trump Republicans and former Republicans. She's made no concessions and is trying to win a general election. Swing voters were key for Biden in 2020. I don't see any downside.
January 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
pizzaparker.bsky.social
When reporting potential threats, use S.A.L.U.T.E! Size/strength: how many cops? Actions/activity: what are they doing? Location/direction: where are they and where are they going towards? Uniform/clothes: what are they wearing? Time and date: when did you see them? Equipment and weapons: what are they using or carrying?
January 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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"Tell him off spongebob! Assert yourself!" "That's my ice cream cone!" "Great! Now let him have it!!" "You can have it!"
January 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Not even 23.622% fake actually
Tzeentch cackles with demonic jubilance that makes the warp writhe around him
January 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
A cyanide and happiness comic where Remy from ratatouille yanks on a cook's hair and he casually stops to ask "why am I cumming?"
January 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Homer Simpson smugly climbing into Flanders' house through the window "Liberals showing up at anti genocide protests after trump wins"
January 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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RussianBadger takes his sunglasses off with a Jim Carrey ass face, points dead into your soul and calls you a liberal
January 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Couldn't fit the character limit
As an autist I'm gonna give you the r-pass first of all. Others might not agree with me but I don't care rn. The Hebrews were displaced thousands of years ago yes, but it wasn't a total depopulation. There were Samaritans, caananites (i can't remember which side gets the 'aa' so help me out), and even some Hebrews who were left behind. And over the centuries they mixed with incoming migrations and ruling administrations from Rome, to byzantium, to the caliphates, to the turks. By your logic i can go to county Donegal, set up in a house or a barn and call it repatriation. That's not how it works!
January 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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An image of Palestinians in bondage behind a wire fence. razor-wire is threaded throughout the fence. "It reminded me of a clip of film I once saw, when I was young, of a nazi concentration camp in winter and I remember, although young, feeling shocked but also secure in my chair by the fire, thinking that that type of place was a horror of the past and could not nor ever would be allowed or tolerated again, least of all in Ireland and never to me." - Bobby Sands, One Day in My Life
January 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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It's dangerous to go alone! Take these!
An upside down American flag burns in the wind. The eagle ornament atop the pole is smitten in 3 pieces. All is set against a purple backdrop that fades to orange in the top left A queer multi-pronged gender symbol is set against the black and pink of the anarcho queer flag. The boundary between colors is smeared and blurred. In the center of the gender icon is an eldritch and glowing eye. The text surrounding it reads "WE ARE OLDER THAN YOUR GOD AND WE SHALL REMAIN AFTER THEY DIE"
January 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Plankton: "tell him off, spongebob! Assert yourself!" SpongeBob: "that's my ice cream cone!" Plankton: "Great! Now let him have it!" SpongeBob: "you can have it!"
January 7, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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chuffed.org/project/help...
Hello, my name is Mustafa, a student from Gaza with no future after the destruction of my university and all our belongings. I have been displaced for a year 😞, and yet I am trying to help my family of 13, including 2 children who need milk and diapers. Please help me, our situation is getting worse every day. Can you save us from this tent? (I can prove that I live in Gaza in any way you want ) https://chuffed.org/project/help-mostafa
December 31, 2024 at 1:42 AM
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www.gofundme.com/f/help-ahmed...
Hi how are you We suffer from a shortage of hospitals and medical points in Gaza due to the large number of injuries. We want to establish a medical point in our area and we want your support. I hope that everyone who has humanity will help us because donations are very few. :broken_heart::watermelon: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-ahmed-get-his-clinic-back
December 22, 2024 at 3:58 PM
pizzaparker.bsky.social
Nice opinion, too bad it's fucking stupid
December 21, 2024 at 6:37 PM
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gofund.me/2a45c3c2
Hi, I'm Raghad from Gaza 🇵🇸, I'm 20 years old, a second year pharmacy student, I lost a year of school because of the war, me and three of my siblings. My father is paralyzed and needs treatment. We lost everything and this campaign is our only source of income. I would be grateful if you stand by us and help us by donating or participating 🙏🥺 gofund.me/2a45c3c2
December 18, 2024 at 10:04 PM