Kinda sucks to basically have to do it yourself, but not everybody can afford to hire a guy to put them in a duct-tape-timeout anytime they're about to make a bad decision

I've talked with a rehab counselor, and his frequent suggestion for fighting any compulsion was to get in the habit of thinking over the choice to indulge.

When you're about to click on that thumbnail/bookmark/page link, take a sec to ask yourself "Why do I want to get on Reddit again? I hate it!"

See? You totally GET it! 🖤

I see now why I've enjoyed Biff's internment so much. His warden may have changed for the better, but the reason he's stayed under heel has always been the same

What's the most punishable trait a man can have in your eyes? Asking for a brat friend...