Pizzamas Jokes
@pizzamasjokes.dftba.social
I post the Pizzamas dad jokes/notifications since some people can't get them or don't want to download the app! run by @skudiklier.bsky.social
Anyone else missing Pizzamas?
Click this message for one last chance to get Pizzamas hot sauce and mystery items from 2024 or before on the DFTBA store!
Click this message for one last chance to get Pizzamas hot sauce and mystery items from 2024 or before on the DFTBA store!
October 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Anyone else missing Pizzamas?
Click this message for one last chance to get Pizzamas hot sauce and mystery items from 2024 or before on the DFTBA store!
Click this message for one last chance to get Pizzamas hot sauce and mystery items from 2024 or before on the DFTBA store!
⚠️ Last day to shop! ⚠️
ONCE TODAY IS OVER...MERCH IS OFF THE MENU! LAST DAY LAST DAY LAST DAY!!!
ONCE TODAY IS OVER...MERCH IS OFF THE MENU! LAST DAY LAST DAY LAST DAY!!!
October 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
⚠️ Last day to shop! ⚠️
ONCE TODAY IS OVER...MERCH IS OFF THE MENU! LAST DAY LAST DAY LAST DAY!!!
ONCE TODAY IS OVER...MERCH IS OFF THE MENU! LAST DAY LAST DAY LAST DAY!!!
Hank's Slice of the Day
The mozzarella started lifting weights...someone told it that it needed to get shredded
The mozzarella started lifting weights...someone told it that it needed to get shredded
October 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Hank's Slice of the Day
The mozzarella started lifting weights...someone told it that it needed to get shredded
The mozzarella started lifting weights...someone told it that it needed to get shredded
Hank's Slice of the Day
You know...dough can be a really good friend. It often rises to the occasion.
You know...dough can be a really good friend. It often rises to the occasion.
October 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Hank's Slice of the Day
You know...dough can be a really good friend. It often rises to the occasion.
You know...dough can be a really good friend. It often rises to the occasion.
Hank's Slice of the Day
Some pizzas do a lot of meditation, I think they're trying to find their inner piece.
Some pizzas do a lot of meditation, I think they're trying to find their inner piece.
October 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Hank's Slice of the Day
Some pizzas do a lot of meditation, I think they're trying to find their inner piece.
Some pizzas do a lot of meditation, I think they're trying to find their inner piece.
Hank's Slice of the Day
The pizza started a podcast with his wife...there was a lot of sauce to spill...
The pizza started a podcast with his wife...there was a lot of sauce to spill...
October 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Hank's Slice of the Day
The pizza started a podcast with his wife...there was a lot of sauce to spill...
The pizza started a podcast with his wife...there was a lot of sauce to spill...
Bundles?!?!
Uhhhhh we somehow have a bunch of bundles that showed up on the app and we can't get them down. HELP
Uhhhhh we somehow have a bunch of bundles that showed up on the app and we can't get them down. HELP
October 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Bundles?!?!
Uhhhhh we somehow have a bunch of bundles that showed up on the app and we can't get them down. HELP
Uhhhhh we somehow have a bunch of bundles that showed up on the app and we can't get them down. HELP
Hank's Slice of the Day
How are pizzas like stand-up comedians...it's all about the delivery!
How are pizzas like stand-up comedians...it's all about the delivery!
October 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Hank's Slice of the Day
How are pizzas like stand-up comedians...it's all about the delivery!
How are pizzas like stand-up comedians...it's all about the delivery!
Flash Sale!
Only for today, the DM screen is $36! Be the coolest DM on the block with this incredible looking screen!
Only for today, the DM screen is $36! Be the coolest DM on the block with this incredible looking screen!
October 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Flash Sale!
Only for today, the DM screen is $36! Be the coolest DM on the block with this incredible looking screen!
Only for today, the DM screen is $36! Be the coolest DM on the block with this incredible looking screen!
Hank's Slice of the Day
Sometimes your pizza is late...but that's ok, we all pro-crust-inate sometimes!
Sometimes your pizza is late...but that's ok, we all pro-crust-inate sometimes!
October 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Hank's Slice of the Day
Sometimes your pizza is late...but that's ok, we all pro-crust-inate sometimes!
Sometimes your pizza is late...but that's ok, we all pro-crust-inate sometimes!
Hank's Slice of the Day
Who’s the real boss in a relationship? Whoever picks the toppings!
Who’s the real boss in a relationship? Whoever picks the toppings!
October 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Hank's Slice of the Day
Who’s the real boss in a relationship? Whoever picks the toppings!
Who’s the real boss in a relationship? Whoever picks the toppings!
Hank's Slice of the Day
Where do deep sea dwelling pizzafish live? The marinara trench!
Where do deep sea dwelling pizzafish live? The marinara trench!
October 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Hank's Slice of the Day
Where do deep sea dwelling pizzafish live? The marinara trench!
Where do deep sea dwelling pizzafish live? The marinara trench!
Hank's Slice of the Day
The pizza got a promotion because it always delivered.
The pizza got a promotion because it always delivered.
October 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Hank's Slice of the Day
The pizza got a promotion because it always delivered.
The pizza got a promotion because it always delivered.
Hank's Slice of the Day
How do you fix a ripped slice of pizza? t o m a t o p a s t e
How do you fix a ripped slice of pizza? t o m a t o p a s t e
October 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Hank's Slice of the Day
How do you fix a ripped slice of pizza? t o m a t o p a s t e
How do you fix a ripped slice of pizza? t o m a t o p a s t e
Hank's Slice of the Day
Pizzas don't do crime...they're crustworty.
Pizzas don't do crime...they're crustworty.
October 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Hank's Slice of the Day
Pizzas don't do crime...they're crustworty.
Pizzas don't do crime...they're crustworty.
Hank's Slice of the Day
How do you compliment a bag of cheese? YOU LOOK GRATE...d
How do you compliment a bag of cheese? YOU LOOK GRATE...d
September 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Hank's Slice of the Day
How do you compliment a bag of cheese? YOU LOOK GRATE...d
How do you compliment a bag of cheese? YOU LOOK GRATE...d
Hank's Slice of the Day
Why did the astronaut pizzas break up...they kneaded space.
Why did the astronaut pizzas break up...they kneaded space.
September 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Hank's Slice of the Day
Why did the astronaut pizzas break up...they kneaded space.
Why did the astronaut pizzas break up...they kneaded space.
It's PIZZA TIME!
You never want to be the last slice... lucky for you... you get early access. 🍕🍕🍕 FIND WHAT WE'VE STUFFED OUR CRUST WITH THIS YEAR! 🍕🍕🍕
You never want to be the last slice... lucky for you... you get early access. 🍕🍕🍕 FIND WHAT WE'VE STUFFED OUR CRUST WITH THIS YEAR! 🍕🍕🍕
September 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
It's PIZZA TIME!
You never want to be the last slice... lucky for you... you get early access. 🍕🍕🍕 FIND WHAT WE'VE STUFFED OUR CRUST WITH THIS YEAR! 🍕🍕🍕
You never want to be the last slice... lucky for you... you get early access. 🍕🍕🍕 FIND WHAT WE'VE STUFFED OUR CRUST WITH THIS YEAR! 🍕🍕🍕
🌙 'Twas the night before Pizzamas...
Are there visions of pepperonis dancing in your head? 😴 Because it's the NIGHT BEFORE PIZZAMAS
Are there visions of pepperonis dancing in your head? 😴 Because it's the NIGHT BEFORE PIZZAMAS
September 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
🌙 'Twas the night before Pizzamas...
Are there visions of pepperonis dancing in your head? 😴 Because it's the NIGHT BEFORE PIZZAMAS
Are there visions of pepperonis dancing in your head? 😴 Because it's the NIGHT BEFORE PIZZAMAS
LESS THAN ONE WEEK 🍕 ⚠️
Why did the pizza look at the calendar? 🗓️
BECAUSE PIZZAMAS IS LESS THAN ONE WEEK AWAY!!!
Why did the pizza look at the calendar? 🗓️
BECAUSE PIZZAMAS IS LESS THAN ONE WEEK AWAY!!!
September 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
LESS THAN ONE WEEK 🍕 ⚠️
Why did the pizza look at the calendar? 🗓️
BECAUSE PIZZAMAS IS LESS THAN ONE WEEK AWAY!!!
Why did the pizza look at the calendar? 🗓️
BECAUSE PIZZAMAS IS LESS THAN ONE WEEK AWAY!!!
Last minute hot sauce!
There's only one day left of Pizzamas in July and we added some extra PJ's Hot Sauce for the cayenne and chipotle lovers out there!
There's only one day left of Pizzamas in July and we added some extra PJ's Hot Sauce for the cayenne and chipotle lovers out there!
July 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Last minute hot sauce!
There's only one day left of Pizzamas in July and we added some extra PJ's Hot Sauce for the cayenne and chipotle lovers out there!
There's only one day left of Pizzamas in July and we added some extra PJ's Hot Sauce for the cayenne and chipotle lovers out there!
TGIPIJF
Pizzamas in July is still going, but we've only got a little bit left. Order a mystery shirt now to get a free Pizzamas item in your shipment!
Pizzamas in July is still going, but we've only got a little bit left. Order a mystery shirt now to get a free Pizzamas item in your shipment!
July 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
TGIPIJF
Pizzamas in July is still going, but we've only got a little bit left. Order a mystery shirt now to get a free Pizzamas item in your shipment!
Pizzamas in July is still going, but we've only got a little bit left. Order a mystery shirt now to get a free Pizzamas item in your shipment!
Pizzamas in July!
Surprise! We couldn't wait until fall, so get items from previous years for a limited time before they are gone forever!
Surprise! We couldn't wait until fall, so get items from previous years for a limited time before they are gone forever!
July 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Pizzamas in July!
Surprise! We couldn't wait until fall, so get items from previous years for a limited time before they are gone forever!
Surprise! We couldn't wait until fall, so get items from previous years for a limited time before they are gone forever!