Filippo Manucci
@pizzaknight.bsky.social
Your lovely neighborhood Sys Admin. Born and raise italian, US resident, with the goal of steal as many real American’s jobs as possible.
Yakult, a Japanese probiotic shot that contains Lacticaseibacillus casei Shirota, which I thought would help regulate my digestive system but instead was only offending those close to me. Case closed. No more probiotics. -4-
February 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Yakult, a Japanese probiotic shot that contains Lacticaseibacillus casei Shirota, which I thought would help regulate my digestive system but instead was only offending those close to me. Case closed. No more probiotics. -4-
Concerned by the possible tragic end of my wife's life by my miasmas, I began to investigate what could make my flatulences cause so much damage. After a little research in my diet, I discovered the culprit: -3-
February 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Concerned by the possible tragic end of my wife's life by my miasmas, I began to investigate what could make my flatulences cause so much damage. After a little research in my diet, I discovered the culprit: -3-
My wife, frightened by my gut soaked aura, asked me if I was okay, whereupon, with a grin on my face, I translated “tromba di culo, sanità di corpo” - "trumpet-ass means healthy body", leaving her with an incredulous and surprised expression. She wasn't stupefied, she was just lacking oxygen. -2-
February 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
My wife, frightened by my gut soaked aura, asked me if I was okay, whereupon, with a grin on my face, I translated “tromba di culo, sanità di corpo” - "trumpet-ass means healthy body", leaving her with an incredulous and surprised expression. She wasn't stupefied, she was just lacking oxygen. -2-
So, for the last 6-7 days my wife has been suffering from an unhealthy and nauseating constant barrage of my farts. Stuff that makes plants wither while I’m crop dusting. It was a constant rumbling inside the house, like the beginning of a summer storm heralding the coming shit storm. - 1 -
February 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
So, for the last 6-7 days my wife has been suffering from an unhealthy and nauseating constant barrage of my farts. Stuff that makes plants wither while I’m crop dusting. It was a constant rumbling inside the house, like the beginning of a summer storm heralding the coming shit storm. - 1 -
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Dear Canada and Mexico,
We’re so, so sorry.
— Sane America
We’re so, so sorry.
— Sane America
February 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Dear Canada and Mexico,
We’re so, so sorry.
— Sane America
We’re so, so sorry.
— Sane America
The only way the US can be saved is if the Trump administration pisses off some big corporations…
January 30, 2025 at 11:37 AM
The only way the US can be saved is if the Trump administration pisses off some big corporations…
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AOC: “We are on the eve of an authoritarian administration.” 🇺🇸
January 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
AOC: “We are on the eve of an authoritarian administration.” 🇺🇸
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January 20, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Merry Christmas!! Buon Natale!
December 25, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Merry Christmas!! Buon Natale!
Which CEO will get Luigied in 2025?
December 20, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Which CEO will get Luigied in 2025?
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A wonderful Thanksgiving with our Bloomington family ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ @maybenotpayton.bsky.social @pizzaknight.bsky.social @bigfootshotwife.bsky.social
November 29, 2024 at 3:18 AM
A wonderful Thanksgiving with our Bloomington family ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ @maybenotpayton.bsky.social @pizzaknight.bsky.social @bigfootshotwife.bsky.social
When someone tells me “have a blessed day” what does it mean? Do I get a 1d4 added to attack roll or saving throws for the entire day?
November 22, 2024 at 12:08 PM
When someone tells me “have a blessed day” what does it mean? Do I get a 1d4 added to attack roll or saving throws for the entire day?
Me and this beautiful old lady.
November 21, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Me and this beautiful old lady.
Yesterday was spring and today my balls are frozen together. I need an indoor pizza oven.
November 21, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Yesterday was spring and today my balls are frozen together. I need an indoor pizza oven.
Lioness season two is 🔥
November 21, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Lioness season two is 🔥
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Raw unvarnished truth here.
November 21, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Raw unvarnished truth here.
All right, any suggestions on how to not lose your mind in the next 4 years?
November 17, 2024 at 8:35 PM
All right, any suggestions on how to not lose your mind in the next 4 years?
Today is so warm and sticky that feels like you are inside a microwaveable popcorn bag.
August 22, 2023 at 5:29 PM
Today is so warm and sticky that feels like you are inside a microwaveable popcorn bag.
The Monday experience: 4 hours of work, 5 meetings, and shit piling up. It could be worse… I could have wake up this morning thinking it was still Sunday.
August 21, 2023 at 6:38 PM
The Monday experience: 4 hours of work, 5 meetings, and shit piling up. It could be worse… I could have wake up this morning thinking it was still Sunday.
If dogs have canines, what do cats have?
August 20, 2023 at 1:57 PM
If dogs have canines, what do cats have?
I love the Italian phrase “mi hai fatto 2 coglioni così”, which roughly translated means “you made my testicles this big”. It’s used by any gender indiscriminately and it plays on the background culture concept that when someone is bothering / stressing you, your balls inflate.
August 20, 2023 at 12:13 PM
I love the Italian phrase “mi hai fatto 2 coglioni così”, which roughly translated means “you made my testicles this big”. It’s used by any gender indiscriminately and it plays on the background culture concept that when someone is bothering / stressing you, your balls inflate.
Is the S or the C silent in the world “scent”?
August 20, 2023 at 2:26 AM
Is the S or the C silent in the world “scent”?