Skinamarink is one of the only movies that genuinely scared me, but it absolutely doesn't work for everyone. My sister gave it a shot and it bored the hell out of her. Can't blame her at all.

"Oh no! There's only one gap in this laser grid, and it's a perfect silhouette of me sucking your dick!"

I dunno, I'm just tossing out ideas here.

Just remembered that Damian Abraham from Fucked Up is a friend of Greg Gutfeld 💀

Still gagged that this is going to end with a showcase where local actors are going to perform a snippet of my play. Like, to an audience. People are going to pay money to see something I wrote. And I think I wrote something pretty good!