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Saying 'genome' out loud makes it sound like you're reading the word 'gnome' but don't know how to say it right
June 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Saying 'genome' out loud makes it sound like you're reading the word 'gnome' but don't know how to say it right
Hm, classic suck cock phallusy
May 31, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Hm, classic suck cock phallusy
Americans say Human Beings like 'cumin beengs'
May 23, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Americans say Human Beings like 'cumin beengs'
Only Americans could come up with a word like 'Jumbotron' and have it just mean a big screen.
April 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Only Americans could come up with a word like 'Jumbotron' and have it just mean a big screen.
Fellas, remember when we all met up and invented the patriarchy on purpose? Good times huh, let's bring that back. Also can anyone help pitch in to cover my rent?
April 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Fellas, remember when we all met up and invented the patriarchy on purpose? Good times huh, let's bring that back. Also can anyone help pitch in to cover my rent?
They call me the withholder of information for reasons I won't get into right now
March 17, 2025 at 7:10 AM
They call me the withholder of information for reasons I won't get into right now
I still feel like I'm lying when I tell porn sites I'm 18 or over
February 24, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I still feel like I'm lying when I tell porn sites I'm 18 or over
For how much I love Getting Laid and Getting Off, you'd think I'd be really into Getting Laid Off...
February 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
For how much I love Getting Laid and Getting Off, you'd think I'd be really into Getting Laid Off...
[Me, gesturing to piles of boxes, surrounded by everything I own, moving house for the 5th time in as many years, to the tune of Usher's 'My Confessions']
"These are my possessions"
"These are my possessions"
February 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
[Me, gesturing to piles of boxes, surrounded by everything I own, moving house for the 5th time in as many years, to the tune of Usher's 'My Confessions']
"These are my possessions"
"These are my possessions"
The first part of growing up is realising you can buy white pants if you want because your mum isn't there to tell you 'no they'll just get dirty'.
The second part of growing up is attending your mum's funeral.
My white pants at the service were fire tho 🔥🔥🔥
The second part of growing up is attending your mum's funeral.
My white pants at the service were fire tho 🔥🔥🔥
February 4, 2025 at 6:50 AM
The first part of growing up is realising you can buy white pants if you want because your mum isn't there to tell you 'no they'll just get dirty'.
The second part of growing up is attending your mum's funeral.
My white pants at the service were fire tho 🔥🔥🔥
The second part of growing up is attending your mum's funeral.
My white pants at the service were fire tho 🔥🔥🔥
One Captcha only tells the truth, the other Captcha only tells lies. To prove you are human, you must solve their riddle...
January 31, 2025 at 5:32 AM
One Captcha only tells the truth, the other Captcha only tells lies. To prove you are human, you must solve their riddle...
You go to the wikipedia page for anyone who got their break on SNL and their early career is always like 'Was a member of the improv trio Piss Shitters'
January 28, 2025 at 8:50 AM
You go to the wikipedia page for anyone who got their break on SNL and their early career is always like 'Was a member of the improv trio Piss Shitters'
EDM be like 'I used to be really into Mud, but lately I'm getting more into Splat'
January 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
EDM be like 'I used to be really into Mud, but lately I'm getting more into Splat'
Anyone wanna come for a sleepover? My mum's making primordial soup for dinner
January 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Anyone wanna come for a sleepover? My mum's making primordial soup for dinner
Quoth the mackle, nevermore
January 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Quoth the mackle, nevermore
Crazy to think that kids born in 25 are turning 2000 this year
January 14, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Crazy to think that kids born in 25 are turning 2000 this year
Blonde women are the white people of white people
January 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Blonde women are the white people of white people
MFers will hear the bell tolling and be like 'I wonder for whom that is?'
January 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
MFers will hear the bell tolling and be like 'I wonder for whom that is?'
Reposted by Pixie
a sentence that upon reading would immediately end the life of a victorian child
apparentely the admin of a muppet fan page sexually harrassed a funko pop influencer
December 3, 2024 at 7:02 AM
a sentence that upon reading would immediately end the life of a victorian child
There are two genders
December 3, 2024 at 7:50 AM
There are two genders
A concept: In the dystopian cyberpunk future destitute parents sell the naming rights for their children to corporations.
"This is our eldest Pokerstars Dot Com, and Volkswagen Group is in bed asleep already."
"This is our eldest Pokerstars Dot Com, and Volkswagen Group is in bed asleep already."
December 3, 2024 at 7:47 AM
A concept: In the dystopian cyberpunk future destitute parents sell the naming rights for their children to corporations.
"This is our eldest Pokerstars Dot Com, and Volkswagen Group is in bed asleep already."
"This is our eldest Pokerstars Dot Com, and Volkswagen Group is in bed asleep already."
Reposted by Pixie
Ever since I was little I always wanted a Bluesky account
December 3, 2024 at 7:30 AM
Ever since I was little I always wanted a Bluesky account
Saying 'genome' out loud makes it sound like you're reading the word 'gnome' but don't know how to say it right
December 3, 2024 at 7:27 AM
Saying 'genome' out loud makes it sound like you're reading the word 'gnome' but don't know how to say it right