Rightly or wrongly I’ve always viewed the Telegraph as something no one specifically wants, that other people are already doing, and better.

I think the phrase “in Brazil, we just call those Nuts” does the same thing in showing how one thing can be experienced by us humans in vastly different ways.

I love *everything* about Punk except for one thing.

Unfortunately that one thing is the music.

The mental arithmetics that you can see MAGA supporters doing right now, the double-think and delusion is scary. The prevailing sentiment of “it’s gonna get rough, but we’re tough” in the face of the senseless damage Trump is wreaking genuinely scares me.

Ooh! And Phoebe Waller Bridge to star/co-produce.

I would absolutely reply with my corresponding Netball position: part horrible reflex / part worst humblebrag you’ll ever hear.

Maybe the Homer Simpson approach: “Disappointed optimist, smiling politely” (my Twitter bio says “disastrously hopeful cynic” we should be friends!)