My friends know I won’t attend anything without onsite, off-street parking in MPLS/StP during the winter.

Eeh. Navigating is MPLS proper in tough during a snow emergency. Parking is a bitch and even walking is tough. I'd give you a pass.

Last one and I'll stop blowing up you mentions, but I can't resist.

He's prolly typing with one hand and jerking off with the other. Being called a clueless, bigoted simp is the only way women will talk to him.

Willing to wager that the only infantry experience he has is a Call of Duty multiplayer ranking. Most vets I know are finally coming to the realization that the fat, orange male isn't interested in helping them in the slightest.

Also, who the fuck uses a Yahoo email address in 2025?!?

Yup, in the winter, I long for the days for the days when Full Service gas stations were still a thing. I'd gladly pay extra to stay in my car while my tank gets filled and windows get cleaned.

Your extra effort is definitely appreciated.

I enjoy reading your newsletters. They are well-structured, concise and informative; without unnecessary wordiness.

To me, sloppy writing with poor grammar is a turn-off.

Eeh, we've all done it once or a dozen times.

You're obvs, not a man and even if you are, the sentiment remains unchanged.

Try using your non-dominant hand. Seriously it worked for me and now I'm no longer given the look of shame at Korean restaurants.