pix007.bsky.social
@pix007.bsky.social
You do know that Bari Weiss isn’t a bloke don’t you but anyway apart from that pls do carry on
December 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Got caught in the rain yesterday. So I’m gonna bed rot Tomorrow daytime. I don’t wanna hear it. You’re not my real mom
December 19, 2025 at 8:37 AM
RELEASE THE BIG COAT! #bigcoattime
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December 18, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I’m home for lunch and the bra is off *flings it at you*
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December 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Morning. Welcome to the new week. I only have one goal this week and it’s to be the binfluencer for the street again. Checking sunset times and putting them into my phone reminders app. I only have one potential rival to my binfluencer title. Making a cunning plan to get him day drunk #genius
December 8, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Jeez this woman has been kidnapped by the same gangs 5 times now. I’m beginning to think this isn’t a very realistic drama
December 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Hey evil maniac have you considered just killing the good guy rather than leaving it to chance AGAIN
December 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Guys where are my EarPods? I have the right one but can’t find the case or the left one. Let me know where they are ASAP so I can reunite them and charge them all up together
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I can see you on the map Amazon driver and i can see you’re taking the piss
November 23, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Thank you so much for all the orders. It’s going to be a very busy December. Do get in quickly if you’d like collection/post 18th/19th Dec as schedule very full.
November 20, 2025 at 9:36 AM
It’s like Breaking Bad in England would be half an episode
‘Mr White you have cancer’
‘Oh no I will need to turn to crime to fund my medical expenses’
‘No sir your treatment is covered by the NHS’
The End
November 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Do you get the feeling that Trump has said ‘quiet piggy’ to a female before? It’s giving me the creeps he just came out with that weird insult.
November 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Why not gold fillings too?

And maybe the convenience of a train straight into the detention centre and a snazzy free tattoo?
November 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Today I choose violence
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November 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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@pix007.bsky.social - here you go!
November 16, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Xmas music makes me want to kill……again
November 16, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Jsut when I got the winter bedding out it’s fricking boiling FFS
November 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Question: am I organised enough to get days of the week panties yet?
November 4, 2025 at 5:37 AM
In retrospect asking for stuff to be delivered on the evening of Halloween was a mistake
October 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Why are you holding up your phones to talk into them like it’s a slice if pizza? Mmmm…pizza 🍕
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October 30, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I still can’t figure out how to make the microwave show the correct time so it looks likes I’m just gonna have to wait it out again until it does tell the time again. That’s going to make life confusing
October 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
About 20 odd peeps jsut roller skated by house …what’s going on and why was I not invited?
October 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Are some websites that aren’t age restricted using the age verification checks to steal your ID deets off you? I think they are.
October 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Cuddling up with this gawjus girl was one of my fave Friday nights I’ve had in a while tbh
October 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM
The thing about those kids who you forgot existed who grew up during Covid and Brexit... They watched the crap you pulled and then grew up to be angry adults who could vote... so anyway they’re here now so it time to reap what has been sewn 🤷🏽‍♀️
October 25, 2025 at 5:46 AM