Max Power
@pistilstamen.bsky.social
Unabashed 1.0 enjoyer. I got my name from a hair dryer. Phish. Pittsburgh sports. NBA. Homegrown herb. A nobody on Twitter, probably a nobody here.
The passage of time makes it possible to forget just how fucking awesome this jam is. But it has only gotten better over 29 years.
December 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The passage of time makes it possible to forget just how fucking awesome this jam is. But it has only gotten better over 29 years.
At least CBS is willing to keep her face on the teevee.
December 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
At least CBS is willing to keep her face on the teevee.
I remembered that show after posting and was like “whoops…duh”.
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I remembered that show after posting and was like “whoops…duh”.
I’ll stick with 1997: 7/25/97, 7/29/97, 11/23/97
December 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I’ll stick with 1997: 7/25/97, 7/29/97, 11/23/97
So robust and vibrant!
December 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
So robust and vibrant!
That’s close but those guys would probably get laid before me.
December 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
That’s close but those guys would probably get laid before me.
That’s once what I thought too, turns out that you can go faster with the side benefit of looking much dorkier. But I’m in my late 40’s so I dgaf.
December 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
That’s once what I thought too, turns out that you can go faster with the side benefit of looking much dorkier. But I’m in my late 40’s so I dgaf.
Agree. No one should skate on this. LE always is quick to cry about a lack of respect on behalf of the citizenry. That shit is earned and rooted in accountability. Otherwise it’s just more fascist police state bullshit.
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Agree. No one should skate on this. LE always is quick to cry about a lack of respect on behalf of the citizenry. That shit is earned and rooted in accountability. Otherwise it’s just more fascist police state bullshit.
At what point do you think the Steelers are going to realize that the Bills are going to collapse the right side of the line so James Cook can bounce it to the outside? They only did it about 62 times during the game and as far as I could tell it was a total surprise all 62 times.
December 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
At what point do you think the Steelers are going to realize that the Bills are going to collapse the right side of the line so James Cook can bounce it to the outside? They only did it about 62 times during the game and as far as I could tell it was a total surprise all 62 times.
We all know it’s a terrible thing to say…so let’s talk about it for several days with substantial outrage, fury, and denounce this kind of thing because that has worked really well over the last (checks calendar) decade.
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
We all know it’s a terrible thing to say…so let’s talk about it for several days with substantial outrage, fury, and denounce this kind of thing because that has worked really well over the last (checks calendar) decade.
Sure, no problem, I’ll just blindly take the word of this plumber turned US Senator on this matter.
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Sure, no problem, I’ll just blindly take the word of this plumber turned US Senator on this matter.
I have an anecdote about someone I know who uses weed that I’m going to share in the comments so it must be true!
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I have an anecdote about someone I know who uses weed that I’m going to share in the comments so it must be true!
Like what kind of adult diaper does not eliminate the odor of a stinky boom boom?
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Like what kind of adult diaper does not eliminate the odor of a stinky boom boom?
Sir, are you new to the internet?
November 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Sir, are you new to the internet?
And people are just hearing about “groceries” after the word was extinct from the lexicon also “affordability” is a word that was just invented.
November 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
And people are just hearing about “groceries” after the word was extinct from the lexicon also “affordability” is a word that was just invented.
Can someone break down the timeline on when “groceries” became an old fashioned word?
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Can someone break down the timeline on when “groceries” became an old fashioned word?
That 400 pound pile of shit stuffed into a 300 pound sack is somehow going to live until he is 95.
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
That 400 pound pile of shit stuffed into a 300 pound sack is somehow going to live until he is 95.
As a Steeler fan George Pickens is very durable so he may break the streak, however you never know when he will try to fight a mascot or cheerleader (home OR away team) or do something ridiculous and selfish to get suspended. He’s a live wire.
November 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
As a Steeler fan George Pickens is very durable so he may break the streak, however you never know when he will try to fight a mascot or cheerleader (home OR away team) or do something ridiculous and selfish to get suspended. He’s a live wire.