another fun part? it turns out metallica's the shortest straw is laughably easy to play and thank you for the venom is actually too hard for me at this juncture

both of my umidigi have had headphone jacks, become chinese phone pilled

post intentionally written to include both dicks and fingers , let it not be said im not inclusive

i have too many barriers of shame and brainworms set up to allow myself to even approach that

i feel like if i even try one out of curiosity it will be over for me

if i have to nitpick it's that they fit my ears extremely weird but that's every set of earbuds because i have stupid fucked up ears

i got new ones and despite being like $30 they absolutely crushed the headphone test. a little lacking on the high end but the bass is phenomenal.

uhhhh yeah i hate that. like i feel like im just the scum of the earth if i walk in there without $1000 to spend

i feel extremely motivated to get my lobes pierced rn but i cannot find a place that lists a price online and i don't want to have to call

or is it 5th place all yuri not just NSFW? cuz that's also impressive

wait is that asumi chan in 5th place overall? like including BL and het?? holy shit

considering i generally have a little under $200 a month for, non-essential spending....this list is a long term thing.

determined to cross at least one thing off the running aspiration list this month, a non exhaustive version of which is-

- grief seed tattoo
- buy guitar again
- ears pierced
- hair cut and professionally colored
- restart voice training
- pay someone to draw anime pornography
- new headphones

early bring me the horizon is so funny