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190lbs of freak meat
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posting all my "art" since its the thing to do here
stealing all my posts from that which shall not be named is ez strats, now I look like I actively and compulsively use social media
October 18, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Just need my wife to call me Trucknuts and ball tap me everytime she sees me
October 18, 2024 at 11:38 PM
A woman who impulsively slaps your nuts anytime you walk by like those guys who always slap their wives ass
October 18, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Imagine she slaps ur shit crazy style in public and they start ping ponging tween ur shaky ass mega thighs
October 18, 2024 at 11:38 PM
I’m on some evil shit rn finding comments with no replies of people asking “can someone give me song/show name” and just replying “yes” and ghosting them
October 18, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Reserve mewing in line at the bagel shop rn, pressing my chin into my neck until it fuses with my spine giving me that steep angular attraction
October 18, 2024 at 11:36 PM
I imagine airport slot machines speak dark shit into boomer’s ears like just like Donnie Darko
a man in a blue shirt is making a funny face in a dark room .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is making a funny face in a dark room .
media.tenor.com
October 18, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Reading old raunchy love letters from like the 1800’s shows how much porn addiction has numbed newer generations minds,
People back then would read words like “chaps” and get hard af
October 18, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Glaze? Throat demon? Back in my day you hornswoggled
October 18, 2024 at 11:34 PM
seeing a video of a man slamming his 7th beer singing nickel back playing trucker simulator...
a man is making a funny face and saying `` oh my god '' in front of a crowd .
ALT: a man is making a funny face and saying `` oh my god '' in front of a crowd .
media.tenor.com
October 18, 2024 at 11:32 PM
when both carries start fighting during the rank up match
October 18, 2024 at 11:30 PM
When the young cultivator finds the ancient 200,000 young master atop the sentient lotus bloom mountain palace only to find he has no secret technique because strong foundations are not built shortcuts ginseng boy
October 18, 2024 at 11:29 PM
How bro looks at the Eastern Wall settlement beauties after ripping open my chi paths and rending my soul guardian from my crystal core just to impress them
October 18, 2024 at 11:27 PM
The final boss of Shadow of the Erdtree is a 12 hour shift with 4 call offs then when you get home Miyazaki is standing in front of your door with a halberd
October 18, 2024 at 11:26 PM
I don’t want, need, or have context. I’m judgmental af and surface level
October 18, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Wise is the man who is snug while he tugs
October 18, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Someone wife me up and you could have this every night <3333
October 18, 2024 at 11:22 PM
“Let me just check my schedule”
*opens up calendar app to 365 24-hour “Freak my Shit” events*
“Sorry I’m busy that day.”
October 18, 2024 at 11:19 PM
posting all my "art" since its the thing to do here
October 18, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Reposted by piss
:)
October 18, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Reposted by piss
little doodles
October 18, 2024 at 10:58 PM