@pissplanet69.bsky.social
Im pissing only blood and bile in 2026.
Urea and its other cohorts coming out via an aqueous solution through my penis is WOKE AS FUCK.
Urea and its other cohorts coming out via an aqueous solution through my penis is WOKE AS FUCK.
January 1, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Im pissing only blood and bile in 2026.
Urea and its other cohorts coming out via an aqueous solution through my penis is WOKE AS FUCK.
Urea and its other cohorts coming out via an aqueous solution through my penis is WOKE AS FUCK.
No fireworks? So I cannot casually have sex with someone cliffside in full view? What the fuck is happenings to this shit?
December 31, 2025 at 9:46 AM
No fireworks? So I cannot casually have sex with someone cliffside in full view? What the fuck is happenings to this shit?
I will take "Another Thing That Doesnt Matter" for $1000 Alex.
December 31, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I will take "Another Thing That Doesnt Matter" for $1000 Alex.
Um...have you turned on the news and seen who runs everyting now?
December 31, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Um...have you turned on the news and seen who runs everyting now?
unstabilized B roll for the win
December 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
unstabilized B roll for the win
i will awake from a nightmare, but know that in the morning a pastry will sacrifice itself for screaming americans. Or something like that. And I will be drunk for this retarded awesomeness. *hands up emoji or whatever*
December 27, 2025 at 9:02 AM
i will awake from a nightmare, but know that in the morning a pastry will sacrifice itself for screaming americans. Or something like that. And I will be drunk for this retarded awesomeness. *hands up emoji or whatever*
That's gonna be a no from me dawg.
December 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
That's gonna be a no from me dawg.
Permanently DQ Notre Dame for being lil bitch babys.
December 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Permanently DQ Notre Dame for being lil bitch babys.
when did society become this fucking retarded?
December 16, 2025 at 4:17 AM
when did society become this fucking retarded?
two thumbs in suits
December 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
two thumbs in suits
lol this retard doesn't understand the joy of malicious pettiness.
December 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
lol this retard doesn't understand the joy of malicious pettiness.
this effects butthoel?
December 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
this effects butthoel?
"Straight up Nazi shit" is a better way to put it.
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
"Straight up Nazi shit" is a better way to put it.
this is either AI or this bitch is gonna get traded
December 4, 2025 at 4:15 AM
this is either AI or this bitch is gonna get traded
The USA deserves this. I love to see it.
December 4, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The USA deserves this. I love to see it.
Uh yeah I just checked my math and it says that teh President is literally "Retarded".
November 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Uh yeah I just checked my math and it says that teh President is literally "Retarded".
your preface is extremely, extremely weird. WEIRD.
November 22, 2025 at 5:25 AM
your preface is extremely, extremely weird. WEIRD.
The last shot is High Art
November 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The last shot is High Art
Saw this and immediately thought of you.
November 17, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Saw this and immediately thought of you.
"gas price for roadtrip = how many beers" equasion in in effect
November 15, 2025 at 5:49 AM
"gas price for roadtrip = how many beers" equasion in in effect
You smell that?
Fear.
Fear.
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
You smell that?
Fear.
Fear.
I'll let you know about the shit I take at my office sometime this week. I assume you will report on it equally.
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I'll let you know about the shit I take at my office sometime this week. I assume you will report on it equally.
gotta respect the refs for honoring the forward progress.
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 AM
gotta respect the refs for honoring the forward progress.