Marley Dannin
@pissedoffwriter.bsky.social
Romance writer. Cookie enthusiast. Pen hoarder.
OMFG. There isn't a cringe-face gif cringey enough.
December 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
OMFG. There isn't a cringe-face gif cringey enough.
Oh, to go back to those halcyon days. Wandering through the pop tart orchards. Silver foil rinds sparkling in the sun. Plucking one fresh from the tree, that first bite bursting with corn syrup goodness.
December 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Oh, to go back to those halcyon days. Wandering through the pop tart orchards. Silver foil rinds sparkling in the sun. Plucking one fresh from the tree, that first bite bursting with corn syrup goodness.
Gee, if only we could have predicted this.
December 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Gee, if only we could have predicted this.
The walking, talking, spewing tumor full of feces and pus said exactly the kind of thing a walking, talking, spewing tumor full of feces and pus would say. That IT walks, talks, and spews when a good man has been silenced is... well, we all know what it is.
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The walking, talking, spewing tumor full of feces and pus said exactly the kind of thing a walking, talking, spewing tumor full of feces and pus would say. That IT walks, talks, and spews when a good man has been silenced is... well, we all know what it is.
These are fantastic!
December 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
These are fantastic!
I'd endorse Gritty for governor. What could possibly go wrong? (Go Flyers)
a mascot with the number 3 on his jersey
ALT: a mascot with the number 3 on his jersey
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I'd endorse Gritty for governor. What could possibly go wrong? (Go Flyers)
My son was around 8 (20 years ago) when he asked my husband who Kim Kardashian was. My husband didn't miss a beat when he said she was one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse. I've been hating how true that answer was ever since.
December 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
My son was around 8 (20 years ago) when he asked my husband who Kim Kardashian was. My husband didn't miss a beat when he said she was one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse. I've been hating how true that answer was ever since.
You know, I used to be a real fan of yours. But making me lust after a new craft, when I already have:
writing
reading
painting
drawing
cross stitch
Well. Crap.
writing
reading
painting
drawing
cross stitch
Well. Crap.
November 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
You know, I used to be a real fan of yours. But making me lust after a new craft, when I already have:
writing
reading
painting
drawing
cross stitch
Well. Crap.
writing
reading
painting
drawing
cross stitch
Well. Crap.
Oh yeah. I've had that dream.
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Oh yeah. I've had that dream.
Perfectly resonable response. No notes.
November 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Perfectly resonable response. No notes.
You've seriously upended my entire world.
November 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
You've seriously upended my entire world.
Beautiful! I love all your pictures.
November 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Beautiful! I love all your pictures.
Great. That means they can jerk off twice as many now.
November 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Great. That means they can jerk off twice as many now.
Oh no. That is truly a loss. Listened to him for years.
October 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Oh no. That is truly a loss. Listened to him for years.
This one's a winner! I bet shit-for-brains--er, the president--could use those.
October 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
This one's a winner! I bet shit-for-brains--er, the president--could use those.
Someone needs to let shit-for-brains, er, the president, know that he'll never get a Nobel if he continues to foment violence against Americans.
October 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Someone needs to let shit-for-brains, er, the president, know that he'll never get a Nobel if he continues to foment violence against Americans.
It would be just the kind of fucked up irony in the world today for him to get his precious while he attacks his own people.
October 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
It would be just the kind of fucked up irony in the world today for him to get his precious while he attacks his own people.
Stupid is as stupid does.
October 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Stupid is as stupid does.
I drove past one in Phoenixville, PA, on a street that must have 6 different breweries. Out of the corner of my eye, I thought it looked closed. Now I know why.
September 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I drove past one in Phoenixville, PA, on a street that must have 6 different breweries. Out of the corner of my eye, I thought it looked closed. Now I know why.
If anyone has too much black bile—or even yellow bile for that matter—it’s him.
September 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
If anyone has too much black bile—or even yellow bile for that matter—it’s him.
Two girls in front of me were having a selfie photo shoot through the entire second half. In between cheering on the Eagles, of course. We live in interesting times.
September 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Two girls in front of me were having a selfie photo shoot through the entire second half. In between cheering on the Eagles, of course. We live in interesting times.
I'm no biblical scholar, but didn't St. Paul hate women, too?
September 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I'm no biblical scholar, but didn't St. Paul hate women, too?
