became Important at work

I don’t give a shit about your accomplishments this year. What’s the dumbest shit you did the past 12 months? The truly stupidest decision you made in 2025?

my favorite part of the grinch is when he meets all the nasty little elvis h people and steals all their shit and tells them to go fuck themselves

I've heard whispers on the winds that tell of one sniveling little bitch that wants to get his eunuch ass fucking curbstomped get that conspiring dickless shit out of my court

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y'ever just be eating chicken and just think about how fucked up it is that they used to be a human just like us

Second-hand woke

accidentally left my bag of ,"grump gramps granola" at the foot of the table of your restaurant last Night if you could please call me back asap this was a test bag of my own homemade granola please call me back

my favorite part of the grinch is when he meets all the nasty little elvis h people and steals all their shit and tells them to go fuck themselves

willy coyote was actually neurodevergent and that stupid little wood pecker was a mean bully

i love the dominant popular culture and i love to know about it and consume it with my ears, mouth and/or eye areas

i can't believe that it's already been 35 weeks since the hornets took over my duct system and began taunting me about my poor sexual performance with my wife