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Pisprit
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I am not real.
Group of 4 former drug addict superheroes call them the Fentanyl Four
December 4, 2025 at 11:48 AM
In solidarity with all the Americans on Thanksgiving, I too, have ate too much today.
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Kill Bill? Well that's a bit rude what's Bill gonna think
November 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Tryinf to take a photo of someone but the canera reads a QR code 5 meters away and it just so happens to be a rick roll QR
November 17, 2025 at 9:55 AM
"Its not over until the fat lady sings"
well when the Oompa Loompas start singing its usually quite over
November 17, 2025 at 9:54 AM
this guy achieved his main goal astonishingly quickly
November 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Self-driving Uber but it's only trained on the world's best motorsport drivers

if I'm gonna die in a 2 ton bullet I atleast want it to be on the apex of turn 2
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
i'd be so PISSED if I was that water-based animal
YOU COULDN'T GO AAAANYWHERE ELSE HUH?
October 29, 2025 at 11:57 AM
this is genuinely what i do like msot of the time im just i think of a rabbiting
October 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
"Im over the moon" is rabbit talk for "The moom was getting boring so im going to Earth now." And so they get on their bunnu spaceship and crashland into the earth and thats how craters are made
October 17, 2025 at 6:00 AM
the file name and image is my exact thought process playing fighting games
October 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
i hate it when shower gel or perfume has some weird ass scent name like "bartholomew" like how is this even su;pposed to smell like bartholomew and then you smell it and it smells like bartholomew
September 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
My parabolas look like snouts so I gave it ears
September 23, 2025 at 9:13 AM
THEY PUT MAMBO NO. 5 IN CITY THE ANIMATION
September 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Is the tooth fairy privy to the fluctuating exchange rate of gold teeth
September 11, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Yea theres definitely a halo above my heavd I just cant look up and see it cause its like always out of my view
September 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Always remember: It's quite very likely that you are not the oldest person in the world at any given moment unless something catastrophic has happened
August 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
in a vc where we joked about "popping my ult" but ult could mean literally anything eventually culminating in this stupid image
August 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
ANGEL REVIEW
yep that's me :)
ANGEL REVIEW OVER
August 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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August 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
August 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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it's imperative to make things even if they are bad
August 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
SHE;'S TYREYING TO STEARL MY THUNGSERRRRR RAHHGHJHHHHHH
August 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
y'know sometimes your Gacha luck is primarily based off of vibes and the vibes here was me looking at a pretty negligible stat and going "yeah actually I'll pull on this banner with one UR instead of the banner with two URs" and then this being your first result
July 31, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Town planner: If only there was a way to add some FUN to this park!
The humble staple:
July 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM