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Johanna @ Orbital Astrology
@pisceshanna.bsky.social
The Conjunction of Astrology and Hula Hooping 💫 Writer ✍️ Mom of daughters 🌙 Albuquerque Astrology Group Founder ⭐️ Xennial 🌶️ NM 💥 Galactic Center & Draconic Astrologer
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May 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The moment you realize duckbills just look like normal lips in 2025
April 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
What’s it like living with a Gemini?

“Sorry my phone’s at 1%”
April 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
March 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Counting down the last hours or Neptune in Pisces 😭 If you wanna use my link to get 50% discount for this countdown app: apple.co/46aAgqF.
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March 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
How did I, raised by ♻️ recycle-everything-thrift store-shopping-co-op member hippies, manage to marry the bougiest man on earth? 🤦🏽‍♀️
March 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
When you try a new salsa and it’s basically ketchup 😭
March 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Lady Gaga does Marilyn Manson better than Marilyn Manson does 💁‍♀️ #disease
a close up of a woman 's face with blood coming out of her mouth .
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with blood coming out of her mouth .
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March 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Just bought a raffle ticket to win a new car 🚘 Jupiter is my Timelord this year so let’s gooo. Clicked submit just as the ♋️ Asc trined the NN and Venus conj MC, domicile moon in the 1st house. Transiting Jupiter conj my POF. Neptune is also on the Node so maybe I’m delulu but F it 🤪
March 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Lots of bitchy energy out there with Mars and Venus in bad condition 😒
March 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM