Apportion the pancakes according to net worth and let them sort it out as the heavy handed metaphor dawns on them.

I don't think I have nine in me, nor do I think they all had to be pancake breakfast themed, but here we are.

Stock the tables with generic artificial maple syrup. Keep the better Canadian syrup available, but at significant tariffs.

Arrange the cutlery for the breakfast like Musk crafted his fork and spoons balance toy. To the agenda, civil, and rich with resistance. Enjoy your cakes without knives!