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piratezaddy.bsky.social
Captain Zaddy
@piratezaddy.bsky.social
I'm just a dad joke loving, beer appreciating, video game playing, show binging, puzzle building kinda guy in the Seattle area.

Code to the ship is: YX545KX6U

Welcum aboard 🏴‍☠️ 🦜
I propositioned my Ubereats delivery guy.
November 6, 2025 at 6:37 AM
You mean I can fuck you AND charge my phone at the same time?! 😉
November 6, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Maybe one of the exterminators will have to come back to respray...and he could be hot 😉 😜
November 6, 2025 at 5:19 AM