Tessa Blanchette
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Tessa Blanchette
@piratessa.bsky.social
Pirate and office diva. Liberal. Bi. Spreading love and joy!
Oooo in a gift basket? ;)
September 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Right? Regardless of the type of sauce.
March 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The Flying Spaghetti Monster, in his noodly wisdom, said
"I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach. Eat, Then Go After The Bastards."

You gotta care for you first. <3.
March 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Absolutely.
March 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Hah! Yes!
March 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Ooof, I totally relate.
March 6, 2025 at 5:37 AM
So pretty normal.
January 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I always got your back. And your hugs.
January 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
That's not how tariffs work...
January 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Hugs
January 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Kids being gen x and millennials.
January 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
As I suspected.
December 14, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Is hero librarian redundant?
December 14, 2024 at 10:23 PM