In These UnShelton Times
@piratespuns.bsky.social
All the Bucco-related dad humor you know and tolerate, 95% less pretending to be a baseball manager! Used to be Clint Hurdled and Yinzer Shelton. Not actually Garrett Jones
🎶 Root, root, root for our home team
A new Pirate generation everybody shout
A new Pirate generation everybody shout
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
🎶 Root, root, root for our home team
A new Pirate generation everybody shout
A new Pirate generation everybody shout
The Penguins found their Muse
June 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The Penguins found their Muse
Can't wait for Ronny to continue the family* tradition of interfering with mascot races
*Not actually related to Randall, but we can dream
*Not actually related to Randall, but we can dream
Sources: The Pirates have claimed utilityman Ronny Simón off waivers from the Marlins. RHP Tanner Rainey has been designated for assignment to open a spot on the roster
June 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Can't wait for Ronny to continue the family* tradition of interfering with mascot races
*Not actually related to Randall, but we can dream
*Not actually related to Randall, but we can dream
June 1, 2025 at 4:33 AM
every time I see a Pirates highlight it's like "Oneil Cruz hit two homes runs and broke his own statcast record five times while Paul Skenes did another thing worthy of a $1000 baseball card as the Brewers defeated the Pirates 6-5"
May 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
every time I see a Pirates highlight it's like "Oneil Cruz hit two homes runs and broke his own statcast record five times while Paul Skenes did another thing worthy of a $1000 baseball card as the Brewers defeated the Pirates 6-5"
Has there even been a "mild elbow injury" that didn't result in the pitcher eventually needing surgery? Like obviously you avoid it as long as possible but I feel like it's inevitable
May 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Has there even been a "mild elbow injury" that didn't result in the pitcher eventually needing surgery? Like obviously you avoid it as long as possible but I feel like it's inevitable
Tucupita Marcano stands alone
May 14, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Tucupita Marcano stands alone
With the new #SpeedBlesser, you're gonna be able to tell, when you hold out your holy staff, you're not only gonna see the spirit, but you're gonna feel it, and you're gonna hear it! You're gonna hear the spirit hit the congregation! #SheltonPope
May 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
With the new #SpeedBlesser, you're gonna be able to tell, when you hold out your holy staff, you're not only gonna see the spirit, but you're gonna feel it, and you're gonna hear it! You're gonna hear the spirit hit the congregation! #SheltonPope
I think we're gonna need a longer IL stint
April 27, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I think we're gonna need a longer IL stint
April 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM
April 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Raise the [Bailey didn't Falter hit send] Roger
April 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Raise the [Bailey didn't Falter hit send] Roger
#PhriendsAndPham
#OBuntOBuntEnmanuel
#AtHorwitzEnd
#JoeyTheSecondMostFamousWentzInPennsylvania
#AMayzaing
#CanarioInACoalMine
Phew, that's like eight months worth of catching up, surely they've made progress towards building a complete team around this rota-
#OBuntOBuntEnmanuel
#AtHorwitzEnd
#JoeyTheSecondMostFamousWentzInPennsylvania
#AMayzaing
#CanarioInACoalMine
Phew, that's like eight months worth of catching up, surely they've made progress towards building a complete team around this rota-
April 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
#PhriendsAndPham
#OBuntOBuntEnmanuel
#AtHorwitzEnd
#JoeyTheSecondMostFamousWentzInPennsylvania
#AMayzaing
#CanarioInACoalMine
Phew, that's like eight months worth of catching up, surely they've made progress towards building a complete team around this rota-
#OBuntOBuntEnmanuel
#AtHorwitzEnd
#JoeyTheSecondMostFamousWentzInPennsylvania
#AMayzaing
#CanarioInACoalMine
Phew, that's like eight months worth of catching up, surely they've made progress towards building a complete team around this rota-