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Scurvy
@piratescurvy.bsky.social
She/Her ☆ Huge Dork
I know only 5 people watched the Beetlejuice cartoon, but I didn't put on makeup this early just to be called Spider-woman
October 31, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Holy shit
October 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Best boy obtained
October 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Couldn't be. I don't see any Ligo in that isle
September 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
This is Opeo (black) and Rollo (gray and white)
Opeo is 10, Rollo is 3
August 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Ok. I did two puzzles. I think I'm ready to play video games again
August 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
1:59:45 to put together. Not too bad.
Also, very nice pieces. Feels like watercolor stock
August 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
We weird sign posting
June 29, 2025 at 9:34 AM
If I ever have to explain my tastes in one picture, I am just showing people this
June 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I went to Japan and all I got was a ton of Gacha and other anime bullshit
(The spouse will have you know the tissue box is his)
June 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
share your last four games and expose your gaming habits

Technically could replace Split Fiction with Theatrhythm Final Bar Line, but I didn't want this to be *that* FF heavy
April 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Red pandas, my love.
Could I defeat it? They are absolute clowns, so probably.
Would I? No. These are my favorite critters.
April 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I understand you can defeat a joey by presenting it with a bag. The adults, not so much.
April 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
This is an Eastern bongo. Not visible are the giant fucking horns. Also the above mentioned kicking power. I lose
April 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Pengies. I could slam dunk these into the ground.
April 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Ramby. I don't stand a chance. And even if I did, they are so endangered it would be extra immoral to try
(I do have pics of it mid-shit but that also seems immoral to post lol)
April 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Ok, this Einstein looking motherfucker is a monkey I could take
April 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
At first glance this seems like a weird alien creature that is large yet beatable. Then you look at those talons and say uh-uh. I lose
April 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The big cats are asleep. I cannot do enough damage a lion or a tiger fast enough before it wakes up. I'm donezo
April 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I don't believe I could take on any monkey no matter how somber it looks.
April 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Lemurs, shrews, and porcupines.
First two probably. Porcupine will ruin my day. I'll end up like Chance in Homeward Bound
April 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Another peacock. This one is presenting. Trying to intimidate me. Trying to activate my trypophobia. Won't work. I still got this.
April 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Farm animals. Most of these have immense kicking power. I lose
April 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Cats cats cats!
I can barely handle my own cats and they love me enough to be gentle. I can survive none of these
April 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Screech Owl. If it keeps sleeping like this I could probably sneak up on it and crush it. Otherwise it's too small and fast. I don't have a chance to even catch it let alone fight it
April 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM