PirateProfessor
@pirateprofessor.bsky.social
🎩 Dad to a great teen
🎩 Technology for marginalized languages
🎩 Wannabe YouTuber (@pirateprofessor)
🎩 Evangelist for a life (mostly) beyond cars
🎩 Technology for marginalized languages
🎩 Wannabe YouTuber (@pirateprofessor)
🎩 Evangelist for a life (mostly) beyond cars
Fear for 🇳🇴Norway🇳🇴
October 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Fear for 🇳🇴Norway🇳🇴
It's been a while since I've been brave enough to doom scroll my Bluesky feed. Now that I'm here, I'm suddenly craving my blood pressure medicine.
October 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
It's been a while since I've been brave enough to doom scroll my Bluesky feed. Now that I'm here, I'm suddenly craving my blood pressure medicine.
Fear for 🇳🇴Norway🇳🇴
October 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Fear for 🇳🇴Norway🇳🇴
What The actual F?
August 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
What The actual F?
That's what her dog said.
May 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
That's what her dog said.
Not fair! She also knows that the Geneva Conventions demand she pose for posterity in front of her torture victims, and she's pretty good with "fellate the Führer"
May 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Not fair! She also knows that the Geneva Conventions demand she pose for posterity in front of her torture victims, and she's pretty good with "fellate the Führer"
It's the SUVs everyone in Florida drives to the mall, doing a little planetary greenhouse gassing. And the A/Cs to make life comfortable, by pumping the carbon from fossilized sunshine (aka fossil fuel, duh) from millions of years ago straight into the atmosphere. Live long and screw the grandkids.
May 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
It's the SUVs everyone in Florida drives to the mall, doing a little planetary greenhouse gassing. And the A/Cs to make life comfortable, by pumping the carbon from fossilized sunshine (aka fossil fuel, duh) from millions of years ago straight into the atmosphere. Live long and screw the grandkids.
You can't demonize ICE. It's already the devil.
btw, and when I say FUCK THE FASCIST ICE AGENTS, I know full well I won't be able to enter the US during this regime. I'm willing to exercise good old American free speech, even if it means I have to live completely in exile for 4 years to stay free
btw, and when I say FUCK THE FASCIST ICE AGENTS, I know full well I won't be able to enter the US during this regime. I'm willing to exercise good old American free speech, even if it means I have to live completely in exile for 4 years to stay free
May 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
You can't demonize ICE. It's already the devil.
btw, and when I say FUCK THE FASCIST ICE AGENTS, I know full well I won't be able to enter the US during this regime. I'm willing to exercise good old American free speech, even if it means I have to live completely in exile for 4 years to stay free
btw, and when I say FUCK THE FASCIST ICE AGENTS, I know full well I won't be able to enter the US during this regime. I'm willing to exercise good old American free speech, even if it means I have to live completely in exile for 4 years to stay free
I was going to make a funny, pertinent comment. Then I read the comments already in the thread, and realize that whatever I say, someone is going to come and bite my head off. 🐊
May 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I was going to make a funny, pertinent comment. Then I read the comments already in the thread, and realize that whatever I say, someone is going to come and bite my head off. 🐊
Bullshit Barbie. I love it. I'll use it.
May 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Bullshit Barbie. I love it. I'll use it.
I'm a great admirer of this woman, in that her job is to lie through her teeth about everything, and she does it with absolute earnestness, conviction, and confidence.
May 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I'm a great admirer of this woman, in that her job is to lie through her teeth about everything, and she does it with absolute earnestness, conviction, and confidence.
I hope to spread the use of the term Gazpacho Police to accentuate and ridicule at the same time. Fascism at the hands of nincompoops, in the words of one leading ignoramus from the ruling kakistocracy.
May 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I hope to spread the use of the term Gazpacho Police to accentuate and ridicule at the same time. Fascism at the hands of nincompoops, in the words of one leading ignoramus from the ruling kakistocracy.
Look at the image. It gives a very prominent link to its AI genesis. Do you get bent out of shape in your bookstore because the sci-fi section is based on "fake science"? Context is key.
May 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Look at the image. It gives a very prominent link to its AI genesis. Do you get bent out of shape in your bookstore because the sci-fi section is based on "fake science"? Context is key.
Also, funny thing, the ICE agents are not actually showing up in uniforms labeled "Gazpacho Police". In fact, they are often snatching people off the street while wearing masks, and showing no identification of any kind. So I'm not gonna find the image I need with Google Image Search.
May 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Also, funny thing, the ICE agents are not actually showing up in uniforms labeled "Gazpacho Police". In fact, they are often snatching people off the street while wearing masks, and showing no identification of any kind. So I'm not gonna find the image I need with Google Image Search.
You are so right. It is better to use copyrighted images of real victims experiencing the worst moments of their lives.
May 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
You are so right. It is better to use copyrighted images of real victims experiencing the worst moments of their lives.
No. In this particular case, creating an image to communicate a complicated message in a simple way that will be understood on political fora. For the spreadsheet, complicated data manipulation regarding about 50 datasets and 2375 languages spoken in 55 countries. Sometimes, AI is the right tool.
May 19, 2025 at 2:04 PM
No. In this particular case, creating an image to communicate a complicated message in a simple way that will be understood on political fora. For the spreadsheet, complicated data manipulation regarding about 50 datasets and 2375 languages spoken in 55 countries. Sometimes, AI is the right tool.
I admire your confidence that you know anything about my uses in either of these contexts.
May 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I admire your confidence that you know anything about my uses in either of these contexts.
In defense of using AI (of which I am often a harsh critic in my professional life), there are times where it performs tasks that I am incapable of. Eg, spreadsheet scripting. Better yet, making images to make a point: kamu.si/gazpacho-pol...
Gemini - Gazpacho Police Image Request
Created with Gemini
kamu.si
May 19, 2025 at 10:07 AM
In defense of using AI (of which I am often a harsh critic in my professional life), there are times where it performs tasks that I am incapable of. Eg, spreadsheet scripting. Better yet, making images to make a point: kamu.si/gazpacho-pol...
I hope nobody in my family dies in the next 4 years, because the Gazpacho Police would take one look at my social media and put me on the next flight to their off-shore torture chambers, if I flew in for a funeral. Maybe if I pre-plan a burner phone?
May 19, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I hope nobody in my family dies in the next 4 years, because the Gazpacho Police would take one look at my social media and put me on the next flight to their off-shore torture chambers, if I flew in for a funeral. Maybe if I pre-plan a burner phone?
