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So...Twitter kinda sucks, yeah?
he's not jacob elordi ugly but it's close. i will never understand
January 30, 2026 at 4:18 AM
i say vague but there were still 5.5 orgasms contained within. to paraphrase hemingway: write hard, edit flaccid.
January 27, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Anyone can play in the Star Wars sandbox, but for something to be Star Wars it needs to interact with Anakin Skywalker in some way. Themes, character, overwrought myth making...the dance is what makes it.
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
me @ me after writing vague, incredibly horny erotica:
two cartoon characters are standing next to each other in front of a window
Alt: From RWBY Chibi: Ruby holds Blake's book and yells at her "This is filth! Filth!" She then smacks Blake on the head with the book, knocking her down, and leaves book in hand.
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November 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
like sure it leaned too hard into the 80s nods at times while not having the soundtrack to back it up, and the script could've had another round of tightening, but hey. great time still.
November 16, 2025 at 6:07 AM