✨🦊 Machiavellian Dog Warfare✨
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Last night's embarrassment by the Pack is why I've moved back to hockey. The fuck you do? Leave your damn defense in the locker room? Y'all didn't wanna win???
I see Luke Hughes scoring on himself and raise you Jordan Love literally dropping the ball. Literally. Costing us the playoffs.
I see Luke Hughes scoring on himself and raise you Jordan Love literally dropping the ball. Literally. Costing us the playoffs.
January 11, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Last night's embarrassment by the Pack is why I've moved back to hockey. The fuck you do? Leave your damn defense in the locker room? Y'all didn't wanna win???
I see Luke Hughes scoring on himself and raise you Jordan Love literally dropping the ball. Literally. Costing us the playoffs.
I see Luke Hughes scoring on himself and raise you Jordan Love literally dropping the ball. Literally. Costing us the playoffs.
i'm lowkey made the Pack made it into the playoffs because like, I wanted football to END so I could hyperfocus on the Wings (as if the NHL ain't take a sweet lil break for all of February but there's still like, HOCKEY to watch during that time soooo) but NO.
January 9, 2026 at 12:08 PM
i'm lowkey made the Pack made it into the playoffs because like, I wanted football to END so I could hyperfocus on the Wings (as if the NHL ain't take a sweet lil break for all of February but there's still like, HOCKEY to watch during that time soooo) but NO.
I'm buying hym a jersey for VDay. Hy's VERY invested in hockey. He's torn between the Stars and Devils, but has a soft spot for underdog teams.
Plus Luke Hughes deserves some support rn. He doesn't deserve folks being mean to him. Whatever, shit happens.
Plus Luke Hughes deserves some support rn. He doesn't deserve folks being mean to him. Whatever, shit happens.
January 8, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I'm buying hym a jersey for VDay. Hy's VERY invested in hockey. He's torn between the Stars and Devils, but has a soft spot for underdog teams.
Plus Luke Hughes deserves some support rn. He doesn't deserve folks being mean to him. Whatever, shit happens.
Plus Luke Hughes deserves some support rn. He doesn't deserve folks being mean to him. Whatever, shit happens.
By next season, my husband is gonna know more about hockey than I do and if that isn't the hottest thing. Gonna take that boy to a Griffins game land kiss him against Van Andel.
January 7, 2026 at 5:04 AM
By next season, my husband is gonna know more about hockey than I do and if that isn't the hottest thing. Gonna take that boy to a Griffins game land kiss him against Van Andel.
Thankfully they are no threat to my Wings.
Yes, hy did get a list of teams I'd divorce hym over if hy followed. Yes it was the Blackhawks, Leafs, Habs, Canes and Knights. (West coast teams are on thin fuckin ice with Kopitar retiring)
I would have been ok with the Hawks over any of the others.
Yes, hy did get a list of teams I'd divorce hym over if hy followed. Yes it was the Blackhawks, Leafs, Habs, Canes and Knights. (West coast teams are on thin fuckin ice with Kopitar retiring)
I would have been ok with the Hawks over any of the others.
January 6, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Thankfully they are no threat to my Wings.
Yes, hy did get a list of teams I'd divorce hym over if hy followed. Yes it was the Blackhawks, Leafs, Habs, Canes and Knights. (West coast teams are on thin fuckin ice with Kopitar retiring)
I would have been ok with the Hawks over any of the others.
Yes, hy did get a list of teams I'd divorce hym over if hy followed. Yes it was the Blackhawks, Leafs, Habs, Canes and Knights. (West coast teams are on thin fuckin ice with Kopitar retiring)
I would have been ok with the Hawks over any of the others.
Hy's mad a decision. Hy's a NJ Devil's fan, allegedly.
hy's obsessed and i am beyond pleased that my husband loves hockey as much as I do
hy's obsessed and i am beyond pleased that my husband loves hockey as much as I do
January 6, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Hy's mad a decision. Hy's a NJ Devil's fan, allegedly.
hy's obsessed and i am beyond pleased that my husband loves hockey as much as I do
hy's obsessed and i am beyond pleased that my husband loves hockey as much as I do
the validation i feel for having read the original Game Changers when it was AU fanfic on Ao3 is so intense rn.
i knew the writing style in this gay hockey book was familiar.
i knew the writing style in this gay hockey book was familiar.
January 4, 2026 at 6:57 PM
the validation i feel for having read the original Game Changers when it was AU fanfic on Ao3 is so intense rn.
i knew the writing style in this gay hockey book was familiar.
i knew the writing style in this gay hockey book was familiar.
God fucking dammit he latched onto Sidney fucking Crosby. my husband is gonna turn into a Penguins fan and i will never escape it.
January 4, 2026 at 4:57 PM
God fucking dammit he latched onto Sidney fucking Crosby. my husband is gonna turn into a Penguins fan and i will never escape it.
It's sexy that my boyfriend got into hockey just for me. uwu
Shame the season's almost over because our first date SHOULD be at the boy aquarium.
Well...our first OFFICIAL date.
Shame the season's almost over because our first date SHOULD be at the boy aquarium.
Well...our first OFFICIAL date.
January 2, 2026 at 12:23 PM
It's sexy that my boyfriend got into hockey just for me. uwu
Shame the season's almost over because our first date SHOULD be at the boy aquarium.
Well...our first OFFICIAL date.
Shame the season's almost over because our first date SHOULD be at the boy aquarium.
Well...our first OFFICIAL date.
My boyfriend just said hy feels more like a bunny than a dog and now we have to breakup.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
My boyfriend just said hy feels more like a bunny than a dog and now we have to breakup.
I think it's absolute fucking horseshit that there's about 20 fucking cops and 4 fucking SWAT vehicles down the street from me but god damn absolutely no info beyond the dispatch logs.
Police departments that encrypt their scanners are fucking cowards.
Police departments that encrypt their scanners are fucking cowards.
December 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I think it's absolute fucking horseshit that there's about 20 fucking cops and 4 fucking SWAT vehicles down the street from me but god damn absolutely no info beyond the dispatch logs.
Police departments that encrypt their scanners are fucking cowards.
Police departments that encrypt their scanners are fucking cowards.
ALSO HI MY HUSBAND IS REALLY HOT AND IDK HOW I GOT SO LUCKY. Hy's so amazing and wonderful and READS and TALKS TO ME and actually INTERACTS WITH ME and doesn't FORGET ABOUT ME.
boy it's so wonderful having a partner like xo.
boy it's so wonderful having a partner like xo.
November 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
ALSO HI MY HUSBAND IS REALLY HOT AND IDK HOW I GOT SO LUCKY. Hy's so amazing and wonderful and READS and TALKS TO ME and actually INTERACTS WITH ME and doesn't FORGET ABOUT ME.
boy it's so wonderful having a partner like xo.
boy it's so wonderful having a partner like xo.
Tis the season where I LOUDLY remind people what a shitty company Salvation Army is. U gonna ring that fucking bell in my face, then folks can be aware you turn away anyone who isn't white cis and straight.
How very Christ-like of you. 🙂
How very Christ-like of you. 🙂
November 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Tis the season where I LOUDLY remind people what a shitty company Salvation Army is. U gonna ring that fucking bell in my face, then folks can be aware you turn away anyone who isn't white cis and straight.
How very Christ-like of you. 🙂
How very Christ-like of you. 🙂
"Michael Myers is the Quentin Beck of your boyfriends."
my wife isn't wrong.
my wife isn't wrong.
October 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
"Michael Myers is the Quentin Beck of your boyfriends."
my wife isn't wrong.
my wife isn't wrong.
It's dumb that parking is the only part of this dumb toad test I'm actually worried about. 🙄
October 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
It's dumb that parking is the only part of this dumb toad test I'm actually worried about. 🙄
Every two years Ryan Murphy comes out of the woodwork to personally victimize me and honestly, I'm fucking tired of it.
October 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Every two years Ryan Murphy comes out of the woodwork to personally victimize me and honestly, I'm fucking tired of it.
This fox made bread. uwu
October 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
This fox made bread. uwu
Hy goes home today and I am frankly DEVASTATED.
September 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Hy goes home today and I am frankly DEVASTATED.
starbucks really do be out here expecting people to put butter on their coffee and call it "unsweet cream". Bitch that's unsalted butter.
September 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
starbucks really do be out here expecting people to put butter on their coffee and call it "unsweet cream". Bitch that's unsalted butter.
this year has been fucking insane and insanely stressful but overall a complete net positive.
I bought my house.
Found my soul mate(and then decided to keep hym forever)
Tore out my front yard and installed a beautiful garden
Started fostering cats&kittens
It's aight. We got this.
I bought my house.
Found my soul mate(and then decided to keep hym forever)
Tore out my front yard and installed a beautiful garden
Started fostering cats&kittens
It's aight. We got this.
September 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
this year has been fucking insane and insanely stressful but overall a complete net positive.
I bought my house.
Found my soul mate(and then decided to keep hym forever)
Tore out my front yard and installed a beautiful garden
Started fostering cats&kittens
It's aight. We got this.
I bought my house.
Found my soul mate(and then decided to keep hym forever)
Tore out my front yard and installed a beautiful garden
Started fostering cats&kittens
It's aight. We got this.
Oh hey! Have some kitten updates! (Yes, the orange one is my favorite which is why I am beyond glad my boyfriend and hys nesting partner are taking him)
September 1, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Oh hey! Have some kitten updates! (Yes, the orange one is my favorite which is why I am beyond glad my boyfriend and hys nesting partner are taking him)
not me and the wife fostering 7 kittens. (Even the mama is less than a year old so yeah, all kittens)
The five are from one litter that a foster society couldn't house and then the 2 white ones were caught down the street from me. Whoops. uwu
The five are from one litter that a foster society couldn't house and then the 2 white ones were caught down the street from me. Whoops. uwu
August 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
not me and the wife fostering 7 kittens. (Even the mama is less than a year old so yeah, all kittens)
The five are from one litter that a foster society couldn't house and then the 2 white ones were caught down the street from me. Whoops. uwu
The five are from one litter that a foster society couldn't house and then the 2 white ones were caught down the street from me. Whoops. uwu
And when I got HOME i fixed my damn tomatoes and cucumbers. They can finally grow ✨with purpose✨.
August 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
And when I got HOME i fixed my damn tomatoes and cucumbers. They can finally grow ✨with purpose✨.
Drove up to Muskegon to see my bf yesterday and shdbejjsbx it was so NICE TO SEE HIM!! And it wasn't that BAD!
Hy is just so WONDERFUL AND SWEET! I cannot wait to see him all the time. ;w;
Hy is just so WONDERFUL AND SWEET! I cannot wait to see him all the time. ;w;
August 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Drove up to Muskegon to see my bf yesterday and shdbejjsbx it was so NICE TO SEE HIM!! And it wasn't that BAD!
Hy is just so WONDERFUL AND SWEET! I cannot wait to see him all the time. ;w;
Hy is just so WONDERFUL AND SWEET! I cannot wait to see him all the time. ;w;