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That's a good theory, albeit with my nerd caveat that anthropomorphism isn't necessarily "turbocharged evolution", rather sacrificing physical brawn for advanced intelligence. 🤓
January 27, 2026 at 1:54 PM
That's a good theory, albeit with my nerd caveat that anthropomorphism isn't necessarily "turbocharged evolution", rather sacrificing physical brawn for advanced intelligence. 🤓
Hyle, with how much Nintendo has been focusing on Donkey Kong lately, you're gonna need an intern or something. 😂 Start delegating. We're living like we're Super Mario
January 21, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Hyle, with how much Nintendo has been focusing on Donkey Kong lately, you're gonna need an intern or something. 😂 Start delegating. We're living like we're Super Mario
They're top tier Kong characters, honestly. Void is the PERFECT anti-Donkey character. Small and weak looking, pompous, demands that others do his work, hides behind technology. Meanwhile DK prefers to get his hands dirty. But he doesn't feel pure evil, like K. Rool. More like a Wario than Bowser.
January 20, 2026 at 5:34 AM
They're top tier Kong characters, honestly. Void is the PERFECT anti-Donkey character. Small and weak looking, pompous, demands that others do his work, hides behind technology. Meanwhile DK prefers to get his hands dirty. But he doesn't feel pure evil, like K. Rool. More like a Wario than Bowser.
Why, the release of Super Mario Party Jamboree – NS2 Edition, of course! I see you've been partying up with Mario and friends.
January 14, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Why, the release of Super Mario Party Jamboree – NS2 Edition, of course! I see you've been partying up with Mario and friends.
I would replace the whole executive branch with Baby Waluigi, unironically
January 13, 2026 at 1:34 PM
I would replace the whole executive branch with Baby Waluigi, unironically
I think maxing out the ketchup smashing stat will get you there
January 12, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I think maxing out the ketchup smashing stat will get you there
Chop wood, carry water.
Or in this case... punch rock, pan pan bongo?
Or in this case... punch rock, pan pan bongo?
January 8, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Chop wood, carry water.
Or in this case... punch rock, pan pan bongo?
Or in this case... punch rock, pan pan bongo?
This is the only time that Fire Emblem is going to get (inadvertently) recognized on DK Vine. Between this and Bubblegloop Swamp playing during an NFL broadcast, this has been a bizarre week. I'm soaking it up.
January 6, 2026 at 3:55 PM
This is the only time that Fire Emblem is going to get (inadvertently) recognized on DK Vine. Between this and Bubblegloop Swamp playing during an NFL broadcast, this has been a bizarre week. I'm soaking it up.
Normally I wouldn't want 2025 to end, a year that has been the best for Donkey Kong in oh, 25 years... but 2026 will also be good for Donkey Kong. And 2027. And so on. Good times are ahead.
December 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Normally I wouldn't want 2025 to end, a year that has been the best for Donkey Kong in oh, 25 years... but 2026 will also be good for Donkey Kong. And 2027. And so on. Good times are ahead.
What an insult to K. Rool to compare him to this filth! K. Rool is way more sophisticated and intelligent 🐊👑
December 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
What an insult to K. Rool to compare him to this filth! K. Rool is way more sophisticated and intelligent 🐊👑
It's better than Jesus
December 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It's better than Jesus
I can't wait until we get statues of Bachelor Bear and Rodney the Hare
December 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I can't wait until we get statues of Bachelor Bear and Rodney the Hare
Cranky just trying to rub it in Mario's face that his DKC2 is better than SMB2 (although both are great games)
December 22, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Cranky just trying to rub it in Mario's face that his DKC2 is better than SMB2 (although both are great games)
Yes. Always prattling on about edt8 and forgetting things.
December 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Yes. Always prattling on about edt8 and forgetting things.
I love that all of Donkey Kong's villains are being celebrated. No reason we can't have an awesome rogues gallery coexist with our favorite crocodile bad!
December 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I love that all of Donkey Kong's villains are being celebrated. No reason we can't have an awesome rogues gallery coexist with our favorite crocodile bad!
I wish this Bananza train will never end. It's been a blast.
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I wish this Bananza train will never end. It's been a blast.
When, exactly, do you think K. Rool began his journey to the Planet Core? In 2009, after the events of Super Mario Sluggers? Man, I'd love a mini movie of sorts about K. Rool's expedition... I wonder how so many Kritters died, and what the crew's interactions were with the locals.
November 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
When, exactly, do you think K. Rool began his journey to the Planet Core? In 2009, after the events of Super Mario Sluggers? Man, I'd love a mini movie of sorts about K. Rool's expedition... I wonder how so many Kritters died, and what the crew's interactions were with the locals.
It's on pace to be the best selling standalone Donkey Kong game. Hell yeah! Nintendo's rebuilding efforts have paid off!
November 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It's on pace to be the best selling standalone Donkey Kong game. Hell yeah! Nintendo's rebuilding efforts have paid off!
Hell yeah, y'all killed it. I've never been so giddy to listen to a podcast!
October 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Hell yeah, y'all killed it. I've never been so giddy to listen to a podcast!
Quawks is my favorite Animal Buddy, never thought I'd see my boy(s) back like this!
Wait until you see the animals scribbled in the sand...
Wait until you see the animals scribbled in the sand...
October 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Quawks is my favorite Animal Buddy, never thought I'd see my boy(s) back like this!
Wait until you see the animals scribbled in the sand...
Wait until you see the animals scribbled in the sand...
Ketchup, thine tomato pasty enemy
October 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Ketchup, thine tomato pasty enemy
TGC was on the 8/8/2018 post direct Kongversation as well. Keeping it consistent for the subject matter.
October 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
TGC was on the 8/8/2018 post direct Kongversation as well. Keeping it consistent for the subject matter.
Okay, this clever wordplay definitely got a chuckle out of me.
October 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Okay, this clever wordplay definitely got a chuckle out of me.
Interested to see what cohosts are lined up for the next two episodes. My guess is Geek Critique and Courtney.
September 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Interested to see what cohosts are lined up for the next two episodes. My guess is Geek Critique and Courtney.