I need a whole thread. I live for these stories.

Can't live without it.

Agreed. Like wtf is even happening right now??

Quickly unfollowed. Between this and being besties with Lauren Sanchez and Ivanka, no thanks. Bye, Jewel!!

I'm currently reading his newest, Witchcraft for Wayward Girls and I'm loving it. I'll add this to my queue.

I just can't get past the mismatched shades of white she's wearing. It's giving job interview at daddy's firm.

The actual worst. It's like she Freaky Friday'd with a 13 year old girl.