Emma 🌻
@pirahx.bsky.social
Fully fuelled by caffeine, kpop and shitty puns. Terminally Online
/ᐠ - ˕ -マ
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Happy last week of August,
you beautiful bumblebee!
you beautiful bumblebee!
August 25, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Happy last week of August,
you beautiful bumblebee!
you beautiful bumblebee!
Yeah, that's pretty much what I would name 2025 too...
June 24, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Yeah, that's pretty much what I would name 2025 too...
Today I learned that "cup" is not a standardised unit, which means a UK cup does not equal an US cup or AUS cup...
I thought it was a dumb unit before... now it's even dumber.
I thought it was a dumb unit before... now it's even dumber.
June 10, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Today I learned that "cup" is not a standardised unit, which means a UK cup does not equal an US cup or AUS cup...
I thought it was a dumb unit before... now it's even dumber.
I thought it was a dumb unit before... now it's even dumber.
A cursed tarot deck I found while following the daily rabbit down the hole:
June 3, 2025 at 11:03 AM
A cursed tarot deck I found while following the daily rabbit down the hole:
"Go to the gym first you're angry"
YEAH THANKS
Now I overdid it and can't make it up to my apartment or lift my arms. I'm a sad fucking t-rex crying in the stairwell, that's not normal.
YEAH THANKS
Now I overdid it and can't make it up to my apartment or lift my arms. I'm a sad fucking t-rex crying in the stairwell, that's not normal.
May 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
"Go to the gym first you're angry"
YEAH THANKS
Now I overdid it and can't make it up to my apartment or lift my arms. I'm a sad fucking t-rex crying in the stairwell, that's not normal.
YEAH THANKS
Now I overdid it and can't make it up to my apartment or lift my arms. I'm a sad fucking t-rex crying in the stairwell, that's not normal.
me on social media these days
pretty uncharacteristic, if you ask me, but i guess i'm in my plotting and planning era.
pretty uncharacteristic, if you ask me, but i guess i'm in my plotting and planning era.
May 21, 2025 at 10:12 AM
me on social media these days
pretty uncharacteristic, if you ask me, but i guess i'm in my plotting and planning era.
pretty uncharacteristic, if you ask me, but i guess i'm in my plotting and planning era.
Am I the only one obsessed with Siren: Survive the Island ??
These ladies go harddddd!!
These ladies go harddddd!!
May 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Am I the only one obsessed with Siren: Survive the Island ??
These ladies go harddddd!!
These ladies go harddddd!!
I don't know how they did it, but somehow Blue Prince manages to make me feel like a genius and a complete idiot simultaneously.
Part ascended, part offended.
Part ascended, part offended.
April 24, 2025 at 9:19 AM
I don't know how they did it, but somehow Blue Prince manages to make me feel like a genius and a complete idiot simultaneously.
Part ascended, part offended.
Part ascended, part offended.
Note to self: never add work email to travel loyalty programs.
Retrieving the account/points is P A I N
Retrieving the account/points is P A I N
April 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Note to self: never add work email to travel loyalty programs.
Retrieving the account/points is P A I N
Retrieving the account/points is P A I N
Let this be your cautionary REPO tale...
April 20, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Let this be your cautionary REPO tale...
Surely it's illegal to play Xmas music in April!?!
April 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Surely it's illegal to play Xmas music in April!?!
Would you prefer your terror smelling like flowers or lime?
April 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Would you prefer your terror smelling like flowers or lime?
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Sometimes I wish I was a Geoguessr savant
April 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Sometimes I wish I was a Geoguessr savant
My toxic trait is thinking that now that I'm between jobs, I could definitely buy an old, run-down, no 20th-century plumbing, holes-in-the-wall kind of cottage somewhere and turn it Pinterest-worthy.
Like, I've watched a million TikToks. I'm definitely qualified.
Like, I've watched a million TikToks. I'm definitely qualified.
April 3, 2025 at 12:28 PM
My toxic trait is thinking that now that I'm between jobs, I could definitely buy an old, run-down, no 20th-century plumbing, holes-in-the-wall kind of cottage somewhere and turn it Pinterest-worthy.
Like, I've watched a million TikToks. I'm definitely qualified.
Like, I've watched a million TikToks. I'm definitely qualified.
What are we doing tomorrow? Hmmm... let's seeeeeeee
March 31, 2025 at 8:29 PM
What are we doing tomorrow? Hmmm... let's seeeeeeee
If the Adobe police comes knocking, I am most definitely a student and qualified to pay only $25 per month.
March 30, 2025 at 11:39 AM
If the Adobe police comes knocking, I am most definitely a student and qualified to pay only $25 per month.
do a studio ghibli of both sides of your credit card. got a theory.
March 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
do a studio ghibli of both sides of your credit card. got a theory.
After 4 years, today is my last day as a social media gremlin at EFG (DreamHack).
It's a little daunting, but I'm curious to see what's next.
If my words/memes/general shitposting made you smile at some point, please keep me in mind for any social media/marketing adventures you come across. 🙏
It's a little daunting, but I'm curious to see what's next.
If my words/memes/general shitposting made you smile at some point, please keep me in mind for any social media/marketing adventures you come across. 🙏
March 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
After 4 years, today is my last day as a social media gremlin at EFG (DreamHack).
It's a little daunting, but I'm curious to see what's next.
If my words/memes/general shitposting made you smile at some point, please keep me in mind for any social media/marketing adventures you come across. 🙏
It's a little daunting, but I'm curious to see what's next.
If my words/memes/general shitposting made you smile at some point, please keep me in mind for any social media/marketing adventures you come across. 🙏
acting tough at work, when i'm really just a potato 😭
March 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
acting tough at work, when i'm really just a potato 😭