Pippin Hates Salads
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That color looks so amazing on you!
January 21, 2026 at 10:13 PM
That color looks so amazing on you!
I should visit Denver.
January 16, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I should visit Denver.
I really need to read Outer Dark.
December 1, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I really need to read Outer Dark.
Congratulations!
November 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Congratulations!
We love a thank you card.
October 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
We love a thank you card.
Really need the soundtrack listing.
September 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Really need the soundtrack listing.
Tequila, if we're voting.
September 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Tequila, if we're voting.
How do you feel about the guys who are both stocking and toes lovers?
August 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
How do you feel about the guys who are both stocking and toes lovers?
It's definitely one of the movies of all time.
August 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It's definitely one of the movies of all time.
Saving billionaires pennies to kill everyone else.
June 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Saving billionaires pennies to kill everyone else.
We all knew this. Some POS decided that getting him elected was more important because of...money, I guess?
June 6, 2025 at 5:47 AM
We all knew this. Some POS decided that getting him elected was more important because of...money, I guess?
Like, but seriously I'm sorry that this idiot is fucking with a career you have worked for.
May 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Like, but seriously I'm sorry that this idiot is fucking with a career you have worked for.
Tell me of the white noise of your bedroom, Usul.
April 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Tell me of the white noise of your bedroom, Usul.
I would love to see more of this shirt.
April 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I would love to see more of this shirt.
Don't make eye contact, it's weird.
April 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Don't make eye contact, it's weird.
Well there's "Something I Learned Today".
April 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Well there's "Something I Learned Today".
Thanks, doc!
March 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Thanks, doc!
I love Misty but that opinion has a lot of ties to my favorite Thanksgiving play.
March 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I love Misty but that opinion has a lot of ties to my favorite Thanksgiving play.
I have never been to Vegas or met Valet personally, but she is easily becoming one of my favorite accounts on this platform.
January 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I have never been to Vegas or met Valet personally, but she is easily becoming one of my favorite accounts on this platform.
Valet is 100% correct, Elle is super pretty and fun.
January 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Valet is 100% correct, Elle is super pretty and fun.
What did your child eat this time?
December 17, 2024 at 1:07 AM
What did your child eat this time?
Sorry, Elle. That's awful and you deserve better.
December 9, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Sorry, Elle. That's awful and you deserve better.