Pippi BongsTalking
@pippibongstalking.bsky.social
🔪 Chaos Cutie & 🍃 Gardening Enthusiast
My prediction for emotionally unavailable men in 2026 is their adoption of the single gold hoop earring that Jacob Elordi wears in Wuthering Heights.
February 17, 2026 at 2:25 AM
My prediction for emotionally unavailable men in 2026 is their adoption of the single gold hoop earring that Jacob Elordi wears in Wuthering Heights.
Sisqo’s the Thong Song is my Roman Empire.
February 13, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Sisqo’s the Thong Song is my Roman Empire.
Heard about the #BrokenBoneTheory. Planning on throwing myself down some stairs later.
February 4, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Heard about the #BrokenBoneTheory. Planning on throwing myself down some stairs later.
Listening to #O-Town All or Nothing At All. When Jacob sings “ It’s time for show and tell”… are you f*ckin kidding me? Ick.
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February 1, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Listening to #O-Town All or Nothing At All. When Jacob sings “ It’s time for show and tell”… are you f*ckin kidding me? Ick.
#LadyWhistledown hittin them rolling R’s a little hard this season
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January 31, 2026 at 8:59 PM
#LadyWhistledown hittin them rolling R’s a little hard this season
When people excuse behavior by saying, “He’s a typical man”…Yes that’s the problem. The Typical Man ™ is not good enough. Time for a mass upgrade.
January 31, 2026 at 3:12 PM
When people excuse behavior by saying, “He’s a typical man”…Yes that’s the problem. The Typical Man ™ is not good enough. Time for a mass upgrade.
All adventurous women do.
January 31, 2026 at 1:22 AM
All adventurous women do.
Jesus died for our Cynthias is my new favorite vocal stim #22JumpStreet
January 24, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Jesus died for our Cynthias is my new favorite vocal stim #22JumpStreet
Update: the #EtsyWitch spell worked and my situationship unblocked me. We in love again
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January 23, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Update: the #EtsyWitch spell worked and my situationship unblocked me. We in love again
Texas reacts to weather the way a 65-year-old white man reacts to Facebook: same recycled “empty #HEB” pics, same #TedCruz on a flight outta here lore, same exhausted jokes. Zero updates. No patches. The only thing I’ll be suffering this winter storm is the lack of originality.
January 23, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Spent the weekend “love bombing” men on #Tinder. Turns out my version of love bombing is just baseline flirting. Anyway, I got asked out on a few dates.
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January 20, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Spent the weekend “love bombing” men on #Tinder. Turns out my version of love bombing is just baseline flirting. Anyway, I got asked out on a few dates.
#Jellyroll makes music for baby daddies who want credit for WISHING they were better men.
January 20, 2026 at 9:22 PM
#Jellyroll makes music for baby daddies who want credit for WISHING they were better men.
The reverse psychology of the “judgment free zone“ at #planetfitness needs to be studied. There is literally nothing else that I want to do than judge people when I’m in there. I go feral for it.
January 16, 2026 at 3:14 PM
The reverse psychology of the “judgment free zone“ at #planetfitness needs to be studied. There is literally nothing else that I want to do than judge people when I’m in there. I go feral for it.
Watching #TellMeLies and #StephenDeMarco has me missing my situationship. Unblock me bae 😘
January 16, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Watching #TellMeLies and #StephenDeMarco has me missing my situationship. Unblock me bae 😘