I would live at the Hotel Clermont by Oliver in Atlanta even though this photograph makes me feel claustrophobic.

Like for example the MOSAIC HOUSE Design Hotel in Nové Město, Czechia. Where I would live without a doubt. Well known for its many outlets

But if your ass thinks I'd be caught dead at the Grand Smokies Resort Lodge in Pigeon forge Tennessee you've got another thing coming. A bed right next to the jacuzzi? Am I trying to drown? Sleep with the fishes? Hard pass

I think I'd live at this Days Inn by Wyndham in Knoxville. Look at it. Classic. Simple. A hotel of the people. Go to sleep right on that little oval thing in front of the couch like a cat

hampton inn and suites in Albuquerque have much to answer for

Okay time to get down to business: Firstly I'd live at this Hyatt place in Souix Falls, South Dakota. Look at it. Such luxury. And right down the street from Pillar Dental if your teeth start to hurt