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knotty pine
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AD of a certain tree. I could be your dad, not your daddy. 45, pan/poly/aro-ish/, married (closed, please respect that) with a sapling in college. More active on main. Sometimes there will be disappointing irl photos.
True. Just a quirk.
January 19, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I found much the same. I do wonder, though, upon what they are basing the feminine-masculine axis. None of the questions had anything to do with gendered expression.
January 19, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Sorry. I go through phases where religious interjections don’t sit right and I fall into other modes.

Basically an alternate to “god”, “gods”, or “goddamn”. I had gotten better about not randomly doing it, but…yeah. Apologies.
January 19, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Roots and branches…this is gorgeous work.
January 19, 2026 at 3:04 AM
myeep
January 18, 2026 at 6:50 PM
There’s a sadness that has clung to me for some number of years regarding the acceptance of our bodies and their natural use as sins to be hidden and regarded with shame.

These shackles of shame are good to cast off, and you cast them off so beautifully.
January 18, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I’m tired. One of our cars will probably be repossessed before we have a chance to file for relief. I’m going to have to start cancelling medical appointments.

Hanging on to a useless vanity project no one cares about is fucking childish, and I can’t justify it anymore. I give up.
January 17, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Normal people: “Oh! There’s two puppies playing with each other! Awwww!”

Googs: *seeing one goog heabutt another* 🥹🥲😭
January 17, 2026 at 8:40 PM
If a day ever comes when I do not react enthusiastically and positively to seeing a photo or drawing of two pumas being affectionate, assume the intrusive thoughts won and I finally leapt off the fourth floor mezzanine at work.
January 17, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Half fellatio, half cunnilingus, half sounding. You’ll 100% get a uti but it’ll be worth it.
January 15, 2026 at 1:35 PM
I don’t know if it’d be a blowjob or eating out where a character with a pseudo-penis is involved. (“Blowing out” sounds both hilarious and…not sexy at all.)

Whatever it’s called, she seems the sort to want it to be an act of worship.
January 15, 2026 at 12:24 PM
The times when there’s a little eroticism are just icing.
January 15, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Recently, I’ve been missing the role play aspect a lot. That creative, improvisational interplay between people. Within the last week or so, I’ve managed to run through two and a half scenes with folks, and it has been so goddamn fun.

I love improv, y’all.
January 15, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Goddamn
January 15, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Damn, how are they gonna react if someone explains to them that vibrators just…exist…out there in the world, right now, in their very town.
January 15, 2026 at 5:30 AM
These are well thought out, cogent points. I’m convinced.
January 15, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Not great. Not the least great I’ve ever…well, ok, probably tied with the least great I’ve ever done.
January 9, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Doing this to you but with a lot less hair
bob ross is holding a baby deer in his arms .
ALT: bob ross is holding a baby deer in his arms .
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January 8, 2026 at 10:10 PM
The app has its idiosyncrasies, just like any other. There’s jank and gems. And, like every other social app, there are some little scammer shits. The in-app messaging system is piss poor, but it’s easy enough to start there and shift to Telegram or whatever.

Not a bad app, not perfect.
January 2, 2026 at 9:24 PM