I will indulge Tommy Pynchon his paragraph and even page long sentences because he’s great at it, but he’s a novelist. There’s no excuse for a journalist, or for anyone who writes to persuade or to inform to write like THAT

Yeah it’s a bit histrionic

Ah so she’s going with the ole “Technically it’s ephebophilia”. That was overdetermined…

For a second I thought this was about Transformers and was like DAMN dude that’s a bit harsh

Oh nice who makes those?

His diaries are great too

I wish we could rely on him just being an idiot, but Mike Johnson will do whatever Daddy Trump tells him to. But Johnson wanting to vote on it but Trump telling him not to would be hilarious

Youngkin is lucky that he couldn’t run for reelection, or last night would’ve been even more embarrassing for him

🤣. I mean kooks at least can be entertaining. Always fun to have a token kook friend to keep it interesting.

Halfhearted would actually be a step up for Sherrill

Hot damn these are gorgeous

Every politician should be doing it. Like seriously, I would love it if every Dem candidate relentlessly curbstomped their adversaries

What tips it over into pathetic for me is - it’s just the same warmed over bullshit you get from many of our own home grown American smoothbrained centrist talking points. Like he’s not saying anything new or insightful, he just sounds like he read a WSJ op Ed. More parrot than towering intellect

Oh man, me too! The DREAD that movie makes me feel, no other horror movie I’ve ever seen scratches that EXACT FREQUENCY of dread for me…

Big incel energy

They’re arguing over the definition without realizing it. Like they’re playing where’s Waldo blindfolded or something

If you want a snappy comeback you can say “wow I guess we both need to work on our people skills” lol but you have to enjoy escalating