Pinmissile
@pinmissile.bsky.social
computer engineer by trade, amateur writer by weekend, not quite sure what or where I am by night.
You've spent the last two years of your life chastising AI models for making porn. You are respected by your peers. In one fell swoop, Sam Altman has put you out on the streets with no career prospects. Your children will not eat tonight.
October 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
You've spent the last two years of your life chastising AI models for making porn. You are respected by your peers. In one fell swoop, Sam Altman has put you out on the streets with no career prospects. Your children will not eat tonight.
same taste
new pack.
new pack.
September 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
same taste
new pack.
new pack.
"Thou sold thine tower for WHAT?", chancellor Lintnug boomed.
"Ah, yes, I did.", Spinrung whimpered. "T'was for a portion of a magical realm, with other like-minded wizards. I fear that the conjurer had decieved me and absconded with my treasure. Yes, the realm was pulled from beneath my feet."
"Ah, yes, I did.", Spinrung whimpered. "T'was for a portion of a magical realm, with other like-minded wizards. I fear that the conjurer had decieved me and absconded with my treasure. Yes, the realm was pulled from beneath my feet."
July 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
"Thou sold thine tower for WHAT?", chancellor Lintnug boomed.
"Ah, yes, I did.", Spinrung whimpered. "T'was for a portion of a magical realm, with other like-minded wizards. I fear that the conjurer had decieved me and absconded with my treasure. Yes, the realm was pulled from beneath my feet."
"Ah, yes, I did.", Spinrung whimpered. "T'was for a portion of a magical realm, with other like-minded wizards. I fear that the conjurer had decieved me and absconded with my treasure. Yes, the realm was pulled from beneath my feet."
"Indeed, these imps will scribe spells all day, and they do not need any rest!"
Zork the Magnificent tapped his staff against a stack of books. "These spellbooks were all imp-scribed then? Are they any potent?"
"Oh, not exactly. But I beg that you focus on the sheer volume of spells instead."
Zork the Magnificent tapped his staff against a stack of books. "These spellbooks were all imp-scribed then? Are they any potent?"
"Oh, not exactly. But I beg that you focus on the sheer volume of spells instead."
July 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
"Indeed, these imps will scribe spells all day, and they do not need any rest!"
Zork the Magnificent tapped his staff against a stack of books. "These spellbooks were all imp-scribed then? Are they any potent?"
"Oh, not exactly. But I beg that you focus on the sheer volume of spells instead."
Zork the Magnificent tapped his staff against a stack of books. "These spellbooks were all imp-scribed then? Are they any potent?"
"Oh, not exactly. But I beg that you focus on the sheer volume of spells instead."
"Ha, yes! I speak the truth! The barbarian would not take mine potions, instead he insisted on a mixture of mortal medicine to cleanse his guts of parasites!"
Wingdunts' eyebrows twitched, annoyed. "What a fool. Did he succumb to the illness and die?"
"Oh yes, horribly so."
Wingdunts' eyebrows twitched, annoyed. "What a fool. Did he succumb to the illness and die?"
"Oh yes, horribly so."
July 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
"Ha, yes! I speak the truth! The barbarian would not take mine potions, instead he insisted on a mixture of mortal medicine to cleanse his guts of parasites!"
Wingdunts' eyebrows twitched, annoyed. "What a fool. Did he succumb to the illness and die?"
"Oh yes, horribly so."
Wingdunts' eyebrows twitched, annoyed. "What a fool. Did he succumb to the illness and die?"
"Oh yes, horribly so."
"Hail, Wizard Singemist! T'was more than a moon since I last heard from ye. Thou hath gone silent on Wizzer."
"Aye, 'tis true, I have grown weary of that orb of late. I tell you, Scornhelius, I do not wish to argue dark arts with insipid magical constructs any more."
"Aye, aye. 'tis the truth."
"Aye, 'tis true, I have grown weary of that orb of late. I tell you, Scornhelius, I do not wish to argue dark arts with insipid magical constructs any more."
"Aye, aye. 'tis the truth."
July 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
"Hail, Wizard Singemist! T'was more than a moon since I last heard from ye. Thou hath gone silent on Wizzer."
"Aye, 'tis true, I have grown weary of that orb of late. I tell you, Scornhelius, I do not wish to argue dark arts with insipid magical constructs any more."
"Aye, aye. 'tis the truth."
"Aye, 'tis true, I have grown weary of that orb of late. I tell you, Scornhelius, I do not wish to argue dark arts with insipid magical constructs any more."
"Aye, aye. 'tis the truth."
"Fool! I have inscribed thine soul unto the Magical Weave! It cannot be removed, for it is part of the Weave Chain!", he cackled madly.
"Get off your hogwash, Krunkspank. Ye merely copied one of my spells and put it upon the weave.", she sighed. "One could find it in the library, imbecile."
"Get off your hogwash, Krunkspank. Ye merely copied one of my spells and put it upon the weave.", she sighed. "One could find it in the library, imbecile."
July 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
"Fool! I have inscribed thine soul unto the Magical Weave! It cannot be removed, for it is part of the Weave Chain!", he cackled madly.
"Get off your hogwash, Krunkspank. Ye merely copied one of my spells and put it upon the weave.", she sighed. "One could find it in the library, imbecile."
"Get off your hogwash, Krunkspank. Ye merely copied one of my spells and put it upon the weave.", she sighed. "One could find it in the library, imbecile."
"Verily", Winglecrutz, Wizard of the Sixth Realm wheezed to his estranged friend from Wizarding University, "You need only invest in these magical orbs within my master's realm for great power! Act quickly!"
Sminktingle, experienced Realmstrider, scoffed. "Peddle thine orbs elsewhere, charlatan!"
Sminktingle, experienced Realmstrider, scoffed. "Peddle thine orbs elsewhere, charlatan!"
July 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"Verily", Winglecrutz, Wizard of the Sixth Realm wheezed to his estranged friend from Wizarding University, "You need only invest in these magical orbs within my master's realm for great power! Act quickly!"
Sminktingle, experienced Realmstrider, scoffed. "Peddle thine orbs elsewhere, charlatan!"
Sminktingle, experienced Realmstrider, scoffed. "Peddle thine orbs elsewhere, charlatan!"
@getgianni.com this feels like something you'd say as Senator Armstrong.
March 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
@getgianni.com this feels like something you'd say as Senator Armstrong.
Not a day goes by when I don't think about when I left the office after the evening shift in the dead of night, only to immediately see a homeless man take a shit in the middle of the street before disappearing into the moonlight. It felt like seeing a deer in the wild. Majestic and free.
February 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Not a day goes by when I don't think about when I left the office after the evening shift in the dead of night, only to immediately see a homeless man take a shit in the middle of the street before disappearing into the moonlight. It felt like seeing a deer in the wild. Majestic and free.
I don't think I'd have signed up to a free month of Disney+ If I'd have known that upon my death, my soul would toil in the Hannah Montana 2029 Remake laugh track for all of eternity.
January 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I don't think I'd have signed up to a free month of Disney+ If I'd have known that upon my death, my soul would toil in the Hannah Montana 2029 Remake laugh track for all of eternity.
The year is 2055. After the Amazon Wars, the world was divided into two factions: The Delivery Raiders, who roam the countryside taking what they can, and The Fulfillment Scavengers ekeing out whatever scraps left behind from the Days of Jeff. To be Primeless is to dance with death itself.
January 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
The year is 2055. After the Amazon Wars, the world was divided into two factions: The Delivery Raiders, who roam the countryside taking what they can, and The Fulfillment Scavengers ekeing out whatever scraps left behind from the Days of Jeff. To be Primeless is to dance with death itself.
I feel like someone needs to start taking responsibility for all the bad things. Not so they can make it better, but because I think we'll all feel a lot better after killing them.
January 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I feel like someone needs to start taking responsibility for all the bad things. Not so they can make it better, but because I think we'll all feel a lot better after killing them.
"You can't do that!", the nice lady at McDonalds tells me, but it's too late. I have already expertly disassembled the ice cream machine and secured the payload. "Stop that man!", the manager yells, but I am already outside on my getaway scooter. They can't catch me now. This high will last.
January 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
"You can't do that!", the nice lady at McDonalds tells me, but it's too late. I have already expertly disassembled the ice cream machine and secured the payload. "Stop that man!", the manager yells, but I am already outside on my getaway scooter. They can't catch me now. This high will last.
While I'm fundamentally opposed to my sleep paralysis demon, I still find their LinkedIn blogs on work ethic really inspiring. They have to get up way earlier than me.
January 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
While I'm fundamentally opposed to my sleep paralysis demon, I still find their LinkedIn blogs on work ethic really inspiring. They have to get up way earlier than me.
The first thing I'll do after graduating from Necromancy school is to ressurect the dead worm in RFK's brain and just like, see how far I can get.
January 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The first thing I'll do after graduating from Necromancy school is to ressurect the dead worm in RFK's brain and just like, see how far I can get.
Social media has taught me that we are in a constant state of "Things can only get worse from here.", which has frankly helped foster an attitude of enjoying life while it's still pretty okay.
January 27, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Social media has taught me that we are in a constant state of "Things can only get worse from here.", which has frankly helped foster an attitude of enjoying life while it's still pretty okay.
good night lil car sweet dreams
November 19, 2024 at 6:08 PM
good night lil car sweet dreams
So I'm at this nice Munich tasting menu place. There's an American group on some company trip next to us. One of them suddenly blurts out "So, yknow, my girlfriend cheated on me on my birthday!" a little too loudly. You could hear a pin drop.
October 1, 2024 at 1:05 PM
So I'm at this nice Munich tasting menu place. There's an American group on some company trip next to us. One of them suddenly blurts out "So, yknow, my girlfriend cheated on me on my birthday!" a little too loudly. You could hear a pin drop.
Is there a support group out there for chronic ennui?
May 20, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Is there a support group out there for chronic ennui?
Thank god, petrol for all genders.
May 3, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Thank god, petrol for all genders.
get home from work ritual:
1. get out of BAD PANTS
2. get into GOOD PANTS
1. get out of BAD PANTS
2. get into GOOD PANTS
April 19, 2024 at 4:20 PM
get home from work ritual:
1. get out of BAD PANTS
2. get into GOOD PANTS
1. get out of BAD PANTS
2. get into GOOD PANTS
Amazon keeps trying to sell me something called a 'nipple remover' and I'm getting concerned about what the algorithm knows about me.
February 22, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Amazon keeps trying to sell me something called a 'nipple remover' and I'm getting concerned about what the algorithm knows about me.
Shit some bricks and call me an ambulance, I'm setting this house on fire.
February 20, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Shit some bricks and call me an ambulance, I'm setting this house on fire.
I must unfortunately decline your invitation, for I will be busy paving a way to hell.
February 20, 2024 at 8:31 PM
I must unfortunately decline your invitation, for I will be busy paving a way to hell.