Long may she reign. 👑💜✨️

Some people sound kinky!

I learned my lesson the one time I fried chicken with no pants.

Thank ya honey. 😊

Leave a note on pretty stationery and kindly suggest a "Day Orgy" to be mindful of resting neighbors. Maybe leave a plate of freshly baked penis shaped sugar cookies.

It's lovely🪻💕

It's such a specific reference, I love him for that. 😂

One time my dad asked my mom to add an egg to the bechamel sauce before adding the cheese. she tempered the egg so it didn't curdle then whisked it in. It just turned into a savory custard base. Best of both worlds and everyone was happy.

They shoulda stayed there ass over there, what do they not get about people not wanting to be around them? Take your block like a big boy! 😆

When I was little I thought they looked like popcorn so I've always called them "popcorn clouds." I especially loved summer evenings when the sky was pink, purple and blue, it was like fluffy popcorn against a cotton candy sky.

Hi pretty lady 👋🏽😊