Hell is empty and all the devils are here
@pinkagendist.bsky.social
This is exactly how #Christmas fairs are supposed to be!
December 5, 2025 at 9:43 AM
This is exactly how #Christmas fairs are supposed to be!
My personal body guard
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 AM
My personal body guard
Mussels in persillade 😘
December 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Mussels in persillade 😘
47
December 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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God Theory
December 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
God Theory
What happened to Spanner's Cat? He went very quiet...
November 30, 2025 at 11:37 AM
What happened to Spanner's Cat? He went very quiet...
I'm exceptionally stylish. Even just going out to lunch. Just so we're clear.
November 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I'm exceptionally stylish. Even just going out to lunch. Just so we're clear.
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Every day in my life is Christmas
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Every day in my life is Christmas
Thank you @verbiageverbose.bsky.social !!! It's beautiful 😍
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Thank you @verbiageverbose.bsky.social !!! It's beautiful 😍
My life now. Won't let me go to the bathroom alone 🫣
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 AM
My life now. Won't let me go to the bathroom alone 🫣
Meanwhile they're still guarding me 🤣🤣🤣
November 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Meanwhile they're still guarding me 🤣🤣🤣
Good news is rib is not broken, just bruised 🥳 Lower lip is stitched up and puffy like a Real Housewife of Anywhere 🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Good news is rib is not broken, just bruised 🥳 Lower lip is stitched up and puffy like a Real Housewife of Anywhere 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lip fixed but still bloody 😬😵💫
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Lip fixed but still bloody 😬😵💫
Blood on my hands. Literally.
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Blood on my hands. Literally.
For some unknown reason I'm being treated in the children's ward. My maturity levels?
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
For some unknown reason I'm being treated in the children's ward. My maturity levels?
Loose tooth and broken lip,!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Loose tooth and broken lip,!!!!
Yikes is when Rémy décides to play at 1am and knocks you down the stairs so you end up at the hospital
November 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Yikes is when Rémy décides to play at 1am and knocks you down the stairs so you end up at the hospital
Normally I ask for them to find a packet with the smoking child, as it's my favourite 😀
November 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Normally I ask for them to find a packet with the smoking child, as it's my favourite 😀
This is true but they forgot to mention that first you have to douse the child in kerosene or lighter fluid. @effinghardy.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This is true but they forgot to mention that first you have to douse the child in kerosene or lighter fluid. @effinghardy.bsky.social
His ability to capture the essence of the Mexican natives is just mind blowing.
November 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
His ability to capture the essence of the Mexican natives is just mind blowing.
I bought another sculpture 😁
November 20, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I bought another sculpture 😁
I'm being held prisoner by two dogs!
November 20, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I'm being held prisoner by two dogs!
Another day... Another dog on top of me 🙂
November 18, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Another day... Another dog on top of me 🙂
November 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM