Not a single Garfield float. Didn't see one mother fucker handing out candy. Absolute dog water.

So the Morena party is conspiring to consolidate power by *checks notes* refusing to appoint judges and instead hold free and fair elections. Gotcha.

Why'd that lady's hand just disappear like that 🤔

Liberals will show outright contempt towards Southern and rural voters and then act dumbfounded as to why they can't get their vote

Make him squirm like the parasite that lives in his brain. Ask him uncomfortable questions. Ask him about the children who have died from preventable disease under his watch.

And I'm saying this as someone who gets corpse jumped far more often than I get to jump on corpses

Me: *bumping into the same rock for a solid 3 minutes trying to get to a fishing hole*

The ferryman: 🙄

NPR coming in clutch with the free feet pics

HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA.

Fuck I googled Labubu dolls and now I'm kind of obsessed with them