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That falls under the "worms in your brain" umbrella. Also, I have worms in my brain. It's not an insult, it's a callout for introspection and looking for avenues of personal growth.
December 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
That falls under the "worms in your brain" umbrella. Also, I have worms in my brain. It's not an insult, it's a callout for introspection and looking for avenues of personal growth.
I'm all for using a calculator to do math, but if you can't do 2-digit arithmetic in your head you might have worms in your brain.
December 15, 2025 at 9:19 AM
I'm all for using a calculator to do math, but if you can't do 2-digit arithmetic in your head you might have worms in your brain.
Ah I see finally now that education funding is going away, we finally care about our troops having brains and the ability to free think. Way too late and way too few dollars on this one, Couchfucker McGee.
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Ah I see finally now that education funding is going away, we finally care about our troops having brains and the ability to free think. Way too late and way too few dollars on this one, Couchfucker McGee.
I swear to God, Chuck Schumer thinks WW2 could have been avoided had the opposition party just met Hitler in the middle. Democratic strategists and talking points are so staggeringly out of touch with reality it's all basically slapping Bandaids with platitudes on bullet wounds.
September 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I swear to God, Chuck Schumer thinks WW2 could have been avoided had the opposition party just met Hitler in the middle. Democratic strategists and talking points are so staggeringly out of touch with reality it's all basically slapping Bandaids with platitudes on bullet wounds.
Nah they don't really care. They get more money from special interest groups and book deals and insider trading than they do from their salary, and if they get primaried they either retire with their blood money or become a cable news talking head. They don't give a shit about us.
September 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Nah they don't really care. They get more money from special interest groups and book deals and insider trading than they do from their salary, and if they get primaried they either retire with their blood money or become a cable news talking head. They don't give a shit about us.
They're protecting their capital interests. It's really that simple.
September 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
They're protecting their capital interests. It's really that simple.
There genuinely may not be any left. Nobody wants to be the guy rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic, when all the other deck chair rearrangers are setting the chairs on fire.
September 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
There genuinely may not be any left. Nobody wants to be the guy rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic, when all the other deck chair rearrangers are setting the chairs on fire.
Hey Chuck, just want to make sure you're aware the new generation is onto your bullshit, and we want meaningful change, not out-of-touch dinosaurs who capitulate to petty autocrats. Ideally, you'll look back on your life at some point and realize you've failed this country.
September 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Hey Chuck, just want to make sure you're aware the new generation is onto your bullshit, and we want meaningful change, not out-of-touch dinosaurs who capitulate to petty autocrats. Ideally, you'll look back on your life at some point and realize you've failed this country.
I knew British food was bad, but they're eating boiled spoons now?
September 12, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I knew British food was bad, but they're eating boiled spoons now?
Interestingly, he's okay with Bibi coming to the US.
August 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Interestingly, he's okay with Bibi coming to the US.
"We see you've called Elon Musk a bore. Did you mean Boer?"
August 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
"We see you've called Elon Musk a bore. Did you mean Boer?"
You're mistaking fascism with people that want a nationalist ethnostate. Anyone that has a disability is the same as having different skin color, it's all justified to them as long as The Others are being punished. They're very similar flavors, but one has nuts in it.
July 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
You're mistaking fascism with people that want a nationalist ethnostate. Anyone that has a disability is the same as having different skin color, it's all justified to them as long as The Others are being punished. They're very similar flavors, but one has nuts in it.
You can tell this is AI garbage because there's a person mourning his death.
July 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
You can tell this is AI garbage because there's a person mourning his death.
They probably saw some fentanyl and overdosed.
July 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
They probably saw some fentanyl and overdosed.
They're really gonna find out what a protest is if they enact martial law.
June 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
They're really gonna find out what a protest is if they enact martial law.
Should they have also just magically restored power to it, too? Maybe grown wings to fly the clearly drifting vessel away from the bridge?
May 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Should they have also just magically restored power to it, too? Maybe grown wings to fly the clearly drifting vessel away from the bridge?
Nobody has ever been so hard of a tankie they were like "Hitler is good, actually". That is an absolutely hilarious person you've invented, though, huge props for being that creative.
May 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Nobody has ever been so hard of a tankie they were like "Hitler is good, actually". That is an absolutely hilarious person you've invented, though, huge props for being that creative.
I would highly recommend a couple commas in the first part of that first sentence.
April 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I would highly recommend a couple commas in the first part of that first sentence.
That's the thing, though. It's pretty apparent he's very bad at manipulation. Like 90% of the world knows he's an entitled, arrogant piece of shit. The only people he's fooling are those willfully with their head in the sand with a direct IV of Kool Aid.
April 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
That's the thing, though. It's pretty apparent he's very bad at manipulation. Like 90% of the world knows he's an entitled, arrogant piece of shit. The only people he's fooling are those willfully with their head in the sand with a direct IV of Kool Aid.
It makes perfect sense when you realize LEOs think they *are* the law.
April 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
It makes perfect sense when you realize LEOs think they *are* the law.
I think replacing property with capital is more accurate.
April 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I think replacing property with capital is more accurate.
Look at them yoyos, that's the way you do it!
February 16, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Look at them yoyos, that's the way you do it!
Thorn of Amethyst (maybe Thalia and Lodestone Golem etc. as well), Mystic Remora, Chains of Mephistopheles, TefPro, Seedborn Muse, Mana Geyser, Treasonous Ogre, Field of the Dead and Sneak Attack all feel like good candidates, off the top of my head.
February 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Thorn of Amethyst (maybe Thalia and Lodestone Golem etc. as well), Mystic Remora, Chains of Mephistopheles, TefPro, Seedborn Muse, Mana Geyser, Treasonous Ogre, Field of the Dead and Sneak Attack all feel like good candidates, off the top of my head.
Ouch. You might need to read a book or something, friend, if a joke that obvious went over your head.
January 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Ouch. You might need to read a book or something, friend, if a joke that obvious went over your head.